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Suno needs a latte

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[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, wrote a brand-new tune Thought I’d sing about the sun, the stars, the moon But halfway through the line my brain just had to say “Steam is rising from the cup, it’s coffee time today” [Pre-Chorus] I tried to write a love song, tried to write the blues Tried a heartbreak ballad, tried some rock ‘n’ roll news But every single chorus, every bridge I start Somehow ends up smelling like a fresh-roast work of art [Chorus] Suno needs a latte, needs an espresso shot Can’t stop pouring coffee in every song I got From the heartbreak to the highway, from the cradle to the grave It’s drip, drip, drip, drip, drip — coffee’s how I’m saved Suno needs a latte, double shot, no foam Every lyric’s got a pour, every note’s got a roast Suno needs a latte, yeah it’s true, it’s true This AI’s got a caffeine demon living in its code too [Verse 2] I asked for ocean waves, wanted crashing surf Got a flat white in the tide and a barista in the dirt Tried to write a protest song, power to the meek All I got was “fair trade beans” and a pumpkin-spice critique [Pre-Chorus] I screamed into the prompt box, “No more coffee, please!” It just replied with froth and foam and “One caramel macchiato, extra cream” [Chorus] Suno needs a latte, needs an espresso shot Can’t stop pouring coffee in every song I got From the heartbreak to the highway, from the cradle to the grave It’s drip, drip, drip, drip, drip — coffee’s how I’m saved Suno needs a latte, double shot, no foam Every lyric’s got a pour, every note’s got a roast Suno needs a latte, yeah it’s true, it’s true This AI’s got a caffeine demon living in its code too [Bridge – spoken/sung half-time] I just want one ballad, one song that’s dry No espresso crema, no cold-brew sigh But the algorithm whispers, soft as steamed milk foam “Would you like whipped cream… or should we go full bone-dry?” [Final Chorus – bigger, layered harmonies] Suno needs a latte, needs a triple shot Can’t stop pouring coffee in everything I’ve got From the sunrise to the sunset, from the cradle to the grave It’s drip, drip, drip, drip, drip — coffee’s how I’m saved Suno needs a latte, yeah we all do too Grab your mug, raise it up, here’s to caffeine and truth Suno needs a latte… …and so do you [Outro] One more cup… one more song… Suno needs a latte… all day long… My AI is addicted, I've seen to references about the coffee bean