
Human approaching
Voices?! Human Approaching! [Intro] [CREW – CATS – urgent whisper] Human approaching! --- [Verse 1] [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Forklift drifting aisle eleven Smoothest turn you’ve ever seen [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Stack that pallet nice and tidy Cleanest racks this place has seen [CREW – CATS] Dock doors shut! Freight aligned! Then we hear it down the line… --- [Alarm Chorus] [CREW – CATS – panic] Human approaching! Shut it down! Hide the keys and sit right down! [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Keys under pallet! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Forks on the floor! [CREW – CATS] Everybody nap like before! --- [Verse 2] [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Park that forklift by the racks Nice and straight and clean [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Or maybe sideways near the dock Just to keep things interesting [CREW – CATS] Forklift stopped! Engines mute! Quick — pretend we’re very cute! --- [Alarm Chorus] [CREW – CATS] Human approaching! Play it cool! Who left that forklift on a spool?! [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Lay on the seat! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Start a nap! [CREW – CATS] Blame the office cat for that! --- [Bridge] [HUMAN WORKER – confused] Why is this forklift in aisle nine? And… why is the office cat sleeping on it? --- [Whisper Aside] [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Don’t move. [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] I’m pretending to be decorative. --- [Final Chorus] [CREW – CATS – excited whisper] Human leaving! Clear the floor! Find the hidden keys once more! [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Back to drifting! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Aisle fifteen! [CREW – CATS] Best night crew you’ve never seen! --- [Outro] [HUMAN WORKER – distant] That office cat must be moving forklifts again… --- [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA – whisper] He suspects nothing. [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA – whisper] Professional work. [pause - smooth beat] [HIGH – FEMALE - Spoken – BIANCA] That was too close, what's security? Benny!

