Mowin' the Yard in a Jason Mask

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[chorus]
And now I'm mowing the yard in a Jason mask
the batteries charged and tanks full of gas
scared my poor old neighbor takin out the trash
people drive by starin' "They can kiss my ass!"
Cause this dang old grass is too overgrown
weeds so damn tall can't even see my home
looks more like a jungle than the yard I've known
but gotta protect my eyes, face and dome

So I'm mowin' the yard..

in a Jason mask.

[verse 2]
I finished all the mowin'
and started trimmin' trees
but the first branch I was a cuttin'
was full of angry bees
I dropped my saw and ran
just as fast as I could
but wouldn't let them ruin my plans
I still had to cut some wood
I found my old machete
and sharpened it with care
neighbors watchin' like I'm crazy
but I don't really mind their stares
went out to the backyard
started hackin' on a tree
people lookin' at me real hard
as I went on a choppin' spree

[chorus]
And now I'm trimmin' my trees in a Jason mask
machete in hand and I'm swingin' it fast
branches fallin' down from my forward slash
seein' faces gather 'hind the window glass
this rhythmic motion got me in the zone
machetes sharp enough to slice through bone
but all I'm cuttin is the trees I own
so why yall filmin' me with those damn phones

Is it cause I'm trimmin' my trees..

in a Jason mask.

[verse 3]
Finished all my choppin'
Let out a big Yeehaw
but just as I started walkin'
I was tackled by the law
They said my criminal distraction
caused several accidents
and due to this serious infraction
off to the jailhouse I went
watched the neighbors from the back of that cop car
standin' near one of my trees
but before we could get too far
saw em get swarmed by those bees
now I'm in the jailhouse laughin'
still wearin'' that Jason mask
not the vacation I was askin'
but at least I finished my task

[chorus]
Now I'm sittin' in jail in a Jason mask
not my first time here and won't be the last
not really sure how much time has passed
but I've grown a long beard and a fine mustache
those nosy neighbors all got stung by bees
laughin' so damn hard I dropped to my knees
hope they all have really bad allergies
after this, I'm movin' overseas....

But for now I'm sittin' in jail..

in a Jason mask!

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[verse 1] Put on my old boots T-shirt n' blue jeans don't need no business suit to operate machines I took a step outside and smelled the warm summer air nowhere to run and hide so grass and weeds beware searched for some eye protection and almost failed the task but upon further inspection I found a dusty old box marked "masks" well I cut that sucker open lookin' for some P P E but didn't find what I was hopin' just some old props from Halloween [chorus] And now I'm mowing the yard in a Jason mask the batteries charged and tanks full of gas scared my poor old neighbor takin out the trash people drive by starin' "They can kiss my ass!" Cause this dang old grass is too overgrown weeds so damn tall can't even see my home looks more like a jungle than the yard I've known but gotta protect my eyes, face and dome So I'm mowin' the yard.. in a Jason mask. [verse 2] I finished all the mowin' and started trimmin' trees but the first branch I was a cuttin' was full of angry bees I dropped my saw and ran just as fast as I could but wouldn't let them ruin my plans I still had to cut some wood I found my old machete and sharpened it with care neighbors watchin' like I'm crazy but I don't really mind their stares went out to the backyard started hackin' on a tree people lookin' at me real hard as I went on a choppin' spree [chorus] And now I'm trimmin' my trees in a Jason mask machete in hand and I'm swingin' it fast branches fallin' down from my forward slash seein' faces gather 'hind the window glass this rhythmic motion got me in the zone machetes sharp enough to slice through bone but all I'm cuttin is the trees I own so why yall filmin' me with those damn phones Is it cause I'm trimmin' my trees.. in a Jason mask. [verse 3] Finished all my choppin' Let out a big Yeehaw but just as I started walkin' I was tackled by the law They said my criminal distraction caused several accidents and due to this serious infraction off to the jailhouse I went watched the neighbors from the back of that cop car standin' near one of my trees but before we could get too far saw em get swarmed by those bees now I'm in the jailhouse laughin' still wearin'' that Jason mask not the vacation I was askin' but at least I finished my task [chorus] Now I'm sittin' in jail in a Jason mask not my first time here and won't be the last not really sure how much time has passed but I've grown a long beard and a fine mustache those nosy neighbors all got stung by bees laughin' so damn hard I dropped to my knees hope they all have really bad allergies after this, I'm movin' overseas.... But for now I'm sittin' in jail.. in a Jason mask!

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