[trap/phonk, comedy] My Rent's On Time

808 bass, rolling hi-hats, and punchy kick drums, Aggressive, commanding delivery with clever wordplay, memphis phonk

March 3, 2025 at 8:50 PMv4

[a satirical piece exploring the modern American Dream]

Verse 1:
Ooooh, look at me, livin’ large (yeah)
Paid my light bill, no late charge (uh)
Bought a dozen eggs (yeah) I ain’t afraid..
Month of Netflix, yeah man, I'm that paid! (uh)

[interlude, spoken]
Got a two bedroom flat, controlled rates (uh uh)
And I Only need three roommates (yeah)

[rap]
walked into the store like a boss, had to cop me a toothbrush, mint floss, mouth wash, full cup, yeah, no plaque, no slack, breath fresh like (what), spin mode, high-speed, yeah, check the tag, didn’t flinch, paid full, no cap, whole twenty dollars like… TAP! (tap tap)

Pre-Chorus:
But my Rent’s on time, no eviction glarin (yeah)
Got my own WiFi, and I ain’t sharin (uh)
Bought gas and filled up the whole tank, (yeah)
Yeah that’s right 
this bish makes bank! (Uh)

Verse 2:
Fill up my bag at Aldi (yeah)
Even got the fancy coffee (uh)
Got some bread that ain’t expired (yeah)
I even got quarters for the dryer!

[chorus]
Debit card? (Uh ) No decline (whew!)
Turn the thermostat to 69! (uh, uh)

[instrumental]
(My rents on time)

(Yeah)
[rap]
Hot water in the shower like a king, no sting, got the bottle upright, not flipped, no cling, twist the top,  two pumps , no squeeze, no cuts, no cheats, lather up, rich foam, full blown!

(my rent's on time)
(my rent's on time)
(my rent's on time)
(my rent's on time)

[rap]
just walked in the store like I’m droppin’ a bag,  went straight to the top shelf, premium stack, gotta have the mack with the gold-foil wrap, three-fiddy a pack, yeah, I’m livin’ like that, these noodles are phat, boiled egg flex, addin in shrimp for keks

[outro]
(my rent's on time)
(my rent's on time)
(my rent's on time)
(my rent's on time)

[a satirical piece exploring the modern American Dream] Verse 1: Ooooh, look at me, livin’ large (yeah) Paid my light bill, no late charge (uh) Bought a dozen eggs (yeah) I ain’t afraid.. Month of Netflix, yeah man, I'm that paid! (uh) [interlude, spoken] Got a two bedroom flat, controlled rates (uh uh) And I Only need three roommates (yeah) [rap] walked into the store like a boss, had to cop me a toothbrush, mint floss, mouth wash, full cup, yeah, no plaque, no slack, breath fresh like (what), spin mode, high-speed, yeah, check the tag, didn’t flinch, paid full, no cap, whole twenty dollars like… TAP! (tap tap) Pre-Chorus: But my Rent’s on time, no eviction glarin (yeah) Got my own WiFi, and I ain’t sharin (uh) Bought gas and filled up the whole tank, (yeah) Yeah that’s right this bish makes bank! (Uh) Verse 2: Fill up my bag at Aldi (yeah) Even got the fancy coffee (uh) Got some bread that ain’t expired (yeah) I even got quarters for the dryer! [chorus] Debit card? (Uh ) No decline (whew!) Turn the thermostat to 69! (uh, uh) [instrumental] (My rents on time) (Yeah) [rap] Hot water in the shower like a king, no sting, got the bottle upright, not flipped, no cling, twist the top, two pumps , no squeeze, no cuts, no cheats, lather up, rich foam, full blown! (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) [rap] just walked in the store like I’m droppin’ a bag, went straight to the top shelf, premium stack, gotta have the mack with the gold-foil wrap, three-fiddy a pack, yeah, I’m livin’ like that, these noodles are phat, boiled egg flex, addin in shrimp for keks [outro] (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time)