The Average Joes

🎸 “The Average Joes” [Intro – quick, playful] Times like an Apple… Seeds at the core… ⸻ [Verse 1] We were kids with nowhere to be Running wild through every street Jumping fences, breaking rules Acting like we made them Longboards flying down the hills No helmets, chasing cheap thrills Ate it hard but laughed it off Said “again” like we’re not soft ⸻ Pre-Chorus] We didn’t think, we didn’t plan We just did dumb shit ‘cause we can ⸻ [Chorus – fast, fun] We’re the Average Joes Yeah you already know Still doing things we did before Like we’re not getting old And it still feels the same Every joke, every name Sure we grew up but that was the plan The days are one thing we didn’t plan ⸻ [Verse 2] Airsoft wars in the dark Dave yelling “stand down!” in the park Drop to your knees or catch one quick Pellets flying, we didn’t quit Killer nights and Fugitive runs Hiding from headlights just for fun Sneaking through yards, hearts going insane Laughing like idiots in the rain Belbs house— we stole snacks and soda to fuel our rants Belbs got and said if you don’t give me my alone time ima slap you in the ass — we ran quick who wants that— I’m petrified hiding in a bush — he runs by with a stick and a trash can lid — think missed me but he got Matt — Matt’s scared but he’s taking a nap in the back his car clutching a bong ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] We didn’t sleep, we didn’t stop Every bad idea went straight to the top Let’s stand in the circle, no saying pass, if you do I’ll shoot your ass, in the mouth with my airsoft gun or think fast or you better run ⸻ [Chorus] We’re the Average Joes or the Fellowship or The Fucking Nine just own that shit — if your one of us your fucking stuck I’ll come to your house at night in a pickup truck and I’ll abduct you from your house to have a drink or a fun day out And it still feels the same even though your my captive and I’m going a little insane Trying to relive the past, don’t tell me a fucking seconds past because your my retarded family and I promise you your stuck with me, so brace up and relax, I’ll be over soon to anoint that ass ⸻ [Bridge – chaotic inside jokes rapid fire] Nooking up with noodles late Watching Lord of the Rings at eight Quoting lines like we’re the cast Falling asleep halfway through fast Making videos, dumb ideas “Run Shoe!” echoing in our ears, it was the most embarrassing thing I ever did for YouTube and it was my idea but it wasn’t dumb and would make a lot of money if somehow we got on a network that was mainstream HPA No one knew what it meant Still the funniest thing we ever said Millennium Falcon rolling through the forest, ripping hits and singing a chorus from all our favorite jams— I miss that man ⸻ [Final Chorus – bigger, fun] We’re the Average Joes or something like that — it’s sorta ambiguous mostly yeah Yeah you already know Still out here following the road We got nowhere left to go, 2026 and I’m final starting to hit my flow And it still feels the same Every joke, every name I guess we we really fucking changed but in a way everything’s the same ⸻ [Outro – soft but funny] So believe what I say, life will throw shit your way but always enjoy good memories — no everyone’s gonna stick by your side but if you find some as close as me — trust me — you’ll find a crew that has your back no matter what even if they don’t know it — so if your in my crew lock your doors or ima plow right through your patio window at 3 AM and drag you out to my car to smoke my bong and listen to my shitty AI generated music — amen