
How To Make A White Girl Song Version 2
[Intro] (Bright piano chords, upbeat) (Background noise: "Iced Chai for Kayla!") [Verse 1] Put the capo on the second fret Strum a G-chord, haven't wrote the lyrics yet I need a beverage, make it mostly ice If I don't post a picture, did I really live this life? I’m in a RAV4, or maybe it’s a Jeep I haven’t slept in days, but I say I love to sleep I need a rhyme for "night," so let's just go with "light" Or maybe talk about a "fight" holding onto Mr. Right [Pre-Chorus] Add a little vocal fry (just a little bit) Pronounce the vowels weird so the chorus hits I’m not specifically sad, but I’m vaguely upset About a guy from 2012 that I haven't met yet [Chorus] Roll the windows down! (Even if it’s freezing) Scream the bridge loud! (Use it as a reason) To act like you’re the main character in a movie scene Living off of dry shampoo and dopamine! Yeah, the lyrics don't matter if the beat is strong That’s how, that’s how you make a white girl song! [Verse 2] (Groovy bass line) Now we mention seasons, preferably the Fall Mention buying throw pillows at the shopping mall Is it a red flag? Or is he a Gemini? I’m gonna overanalyze it ‘til the day I die Insert a reference to a city that I’ve never been Like, "Take me back to Paris" or "Nights in Berlin" Add a "Na Na Na" or a "La La La" And record it in the back of my Honda [Pre-Chorus] Add a little vocal fry (bananis and avocadis) We’re manifestin' checks and we’re doing Pilates I’m not specifically sad, but I’m vaguely upset And this key change is the only therapy I get! [Chorus] (Explosion of energy) Roll the windows down! (Even if it’s freezing) Scream the bridge loud! (Use it as a reason) To act like you’re the main character in a movie scene Living off of dry shampoo and dopamine! Yeah, the lyrics don't matter if the beat is strong That’s how, that’s how you make a white girl song! [Bridge] (Music cuts out, acoustic guitar only) And I know... it’s basic. (Yeah, it’s basic) But tell me why you know every word to this playlist? (You know the playlist) It’s scientifically formulated to stick in your brain Like a Pumpkin Spice Latte running through your veins! [Build Up] ONE! TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE, GO! [Guitar Solo] (High energy pop punk riff) [Chorus] Roll the windows down! (Scream it like you mean it!) Best night of your life! (Even if you’ve seen it!) We're the main characters in the movie scene Living off of diet cokes and dopamine! Yeah, the lyrics don't matter if the beat is strong That’s how, that’s how you make a white girl song! [Outro] (Piano fades out) (Sound of car door slamming) [Spoken] Wait, can we go to Target? I forgot to get a candle.

