[Intro] Oh my god Seriously? Again? [Verse 1] Alarm goes off, I hit snooze Five more minutes, what’s it gonna lose? Phone’s already blowing up I haven’t even had enough Same routine, same stupid grind Everybody wants a piece of my time Smile for this, show up for that Can somebody tell me where the hell I’m at? [Pre-Chorus] I’m not having a crisis I’m just fucking tired If one more thing goes wrong I’m gonna start a riot [Chorus] Damn, this shit gets old Every day’s the same reroll One more problem, one more chore One more person at my door Damn, this shit gets old I’m too young to feel this old Can I get one fucking day Where everything doesn’t suck this way? [Verse 2] Traffic jam, running late Forgot my keys, fantastic fate Coffee spills across my shirt Perfect, now I look like I’ve been hurt Everybody’s got advice Like I didn’t hear it the first five times “Just relax” — wow, what a thought Thanks, I’ll put that right in the box [Pre-Chorus] I’m not having a crisis I’m just fucking tired If one more thing goes wrong I’m gonna start a riot [Chorus] Damn, this shit gets old Every day’s the same reroll One more problem, one more chore One more person at my door Damn, this shit gets old I’m too young to feel this old Can I get one fucking day Where everything doesn’t suck this way? [Bridge] No, I don’t need a life coach No, I don’t need your five-step plan I need everybody To stop asking what the fuck I am I’m fine. Probably. Mostly. Whatever. [Final Chorus] Damn, this shit gets old Every day’s the same reroll One more problem, one more chore I don’t wanna hear it anymore Damn, this shit gets old I’m too young to feel this old If tomorrow’s more of the same I’m changing absolutely nothing— I’ll just complain. [Outro] Okay, I’m done. I’m going to bed. Unless there’s something else… Oh, there is? Of course there is. Damn. This shit gets old.
