[Intro] I've got relationships filed under almost was I've got situationships filed under just because I've got a type and it's emotionally unavailable someone who'll leave before I do, 'cause I'm so undateable [hook] Baby, I'm a catch if you catch me just watch out for the hook I'll always leave you wanting more baby, I'm a really short book If you really want to yeah, I think we can go steady I'll be what you need while it's fresh like a Lil' Caesars Hot 'N Ready [Verse 1] I document the damage with a steady hand I'm the most self aware disaster in all the land I got a half-written apology sitting in my notes deleted and retyped it 'til I memorized the quotes I write it all down but I never hit send then I turn around and I write it all again I'm fluent in the language of all the things I never say been drafting a re-write of myself since way back in the day [hook] Baby, I'm a catch if you catch me just watch out for the hook I'll always leave you wanting more baby, I'm a really short book If you really want to yeah, I think we can go steady I'll be what you need while it's fresh like a Lil' Caesars Hot 'N Ready [Verse 2] I popped another promise like an aspirin for the pain I don't sleep I just wait until the morning to complain I sabotage on schedule like I'm punching a clock and broker failed relationships like some kind of stock I think about what I've done and try to come to terms I say a lot of things but can't ever find the words redemption takes effort and effort takes a will and will takes something in me that I don't think I can feel [hook] Baby, I'm a catch if you catch me just watch out for the hook I'll always leave you wanting more baby, I'm a really short book If you really want to yeah, I think we can go steady I'll be what you need while it's fresh like a Lil' Caesars Hot 'N Ready [Outro] I've got relationships filed under almost was I've got situationships filed under just because I've got a type and it's emotionally unavailable someone who'll leave before I do, 'cause I'm so undateable
