[Verse 1] Woke up this morning with a press release Practiced my lines while brushing my teeth Mirror said, “You look like courage today” But the teleprompter said, “Please look away” I wear a suit like I wear conviction Stiff and smooth with no real friction I tried to dunk on Trump once live He said “Lil’ Marco,” and I almost cried [Chorus – Upbeat, synth-driven, Miami Vice energy] Lil’ Marco! Beta firmware 2.0 Download feelings, upload show Say the lines but never grow Plastic spine and polling flow Lil’ Marco! Built to boot but not to stand Sweatin’ through my water-brand Rubio-bot, now please shut down Before we all short-circuit this clown [Verse 2] One foot in Florida, one in DC One hand on the Bible, the other on a TV Said I’d fight the tide, be strong, be bold Then flip-flopped so hard I broke the mold He talks “God and country” on cue But only if his donors do too Gives the same speech every fight Then reboots quietly when no one’s watching [Bridge – Spoken, glitchy voice] “America needs leaders who—America needs leaders who—America needs leaders—” ERROR: original thought not found Rebooting moral stance... please wait. [Final Chorus – Faster, full Miami meltdown] Lil’ Marco! The robot who tried To act like a man with courage inside But you can’t sell fire with soggy hands And you can’t fight kings when you build their stands Lil’ Marco! Just a glitch in the game Same suit, same soundbite, same shame Go on, run again if you must Just don’t forget your firmware update — and your trust.
