[Verse 1] I woke up this morning and checked my phone Big mistake, should’ve left that thing alone First guy says the aliens landing next week Second guy says they’ve been here since the seventies One dude swears the moon ain’t what it seems Another says we’re all trapped inside a dream Somebody posted twenty charts and seventeen maps Now I’m thirty minutes deep and can’t get my brain back [Pre-Chorus] Every time I think I figured out what’s true Somebody uploads a four-hour interview [Chorus] I’m so confused I don’t know what to believe Are the aliens arriving Or are they already here with me? Is the world ending Friday? Or next Thursday afternoon? Can somebody please explain Why everybody knows the truth? Because yesterday it was lizard people Today it’s secret bases on the moon And honestly at this point I ain’t got a fucking clue [Verse 2] One guy says celebrities all got replaced Another says they cloned them and sent them into space Someone yelling “flat earth” Someone yelling “ice wall” I’m just trying to buy groceries at the mall One preacher says Revelation’s at the door Another says we’ve heard this all before One video says ancient giants built the earth The next says we’re all living in a giant cosmic birth [Pre-Chorus] Every time I think I finally understand Someone draws a new diagram [Chorus] I’m so confused I don’t know what to believe Are the aliens arriving Or are they already here with me? Is Atlantis underwater? Is it buried in Peru? Can somebody please explain Why everybody knows the truth? Because yesterday it was lizard people Today it’s portals opening on the moon And honestly at this point I ain’t got a fucking clue [Bridge] My buddy says the government’s controlled By shape-shifting reptiles underground My mom says the apocalypse is near And every prophecy is happening right now The internet says everything is fake The news says everything is fine Meanwhile I’m just sitting on my couch Trying not to lose my mind [Final Chorus] I’m so confused I don’t know what to believe Every day a brand-new theory Looking straight at me Maybe aliens are watching Maybe nobody has a clue Maybe half of us are guessing And the other half are too But if the mothership is landing Or the end times breaking through Can somebody send a group text? I’d appreciate a heads up. Because honestly… I ain’t got a fucking clue. [Outro] Also I heard that birds aren’t real? What birds are just robotic drones watching us for the government? Wait that one’s probably true… right?
