[Verse] We're fightin' in the moonlight and people turn to gunshots Illegal Ninja-legal and illegal Makin' Hitler regal Global super-villain Got no time to kill him Yet we're breakin' for a dance Guess I'm always such a sap [Verse 2] Like a ninja He's unnoticed with his evil horde of socialists With our kung fu movie reeling Have to know just what they're feeling Do they want to topple Get us closer to the ground? If they come unwound Will those second gear clouds? Ninjas! [Chorus] Oh no Kung-Fuhrer Oh no Our greatest hope is Oh no Communinja Ah-huh-huh He's here to save us all No Where did he go? Kung-Fuhrer I said "Communinja!" oh no Pardon me? Communinja! That's right Nunchucks made of ideas save the day He's pure potential energy [Verse 3] People Have you ever heard of kizomba? Wishin' life could move like that but I know that it won't Meanwhile in Sierra Leone I think it's going down Don't feel I know enough about that to speak or really do anything now I hope I'm being honest with you now Yeah [Bridge] Like when we were kids and played games on computers The only way to survive nuclear war was not playing My attention span's a little shorter now that I'm older You could shave off a bit and call it kung-fu! [Chorus] Oh no Kung-Fuhrer By definition or maybe decree Oh no Communist ninja Fighting for you and me with nunchucks made of ideas Not stone He's pure potential energy We're talking mouthfuls of the good stuff Potential energy