[Intro] May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real man manly please stand up? I repeat, will the real man manly please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Yo [Verse 1] My hands are meaty, jaw sleek, arms are heavy There's beer in my stomach already, Lefou's Chou-letty Never nervous, on the surface, I look calm and ready To drop beasts, but I keep on forgetting What I feel down deep, the whole town cheers so loud I open my mouth, but the words won't come out I'm chokin', how? Everybody's jokin' now The pride's run out, time's up, over, blaow Snap back to masculinity, ope, there goes vulnerability Nopes, there goes Gaston, he's yoked, he's so mad But he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it He knows his whole back's to these beasts, it don't matter Its tightrope, he knows that, but he's baroque, he's so toxic Stagnant He knows when he goes back to this hunting cabin, that's when it's Back to the alone again, yo, these old roles for me Better go capture this opponent and hope it don't kill me [Chorus] Gaston, the man, liftin' pain in his hands, Struggle unseen, pride stitched into the plans, This toxic load makin’ boys outta men, But where’s the hero when it’s time to mend? No one - cries like Gaston, agonize like Gaston, In a fetal position, no one tries like Gaston To be so burly and brawny As you see, I've got to compare To never be scraggly or scrawny That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's a real man, I swear! [Verse 2] His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the aping, they make me king As we move toward a new beast order A manly life is boring, but super-beast killer So close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Living oven grows hotter, she blows, it's all over These chairs all on him, coat-to-coat clothes He's known as the Beast-killer, lonely roads God only knows he's grown farther from everyone He goes home and is so alone, nothing but antlers But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water These folks don't want to know him, he's just product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and killed nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beast goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah-dah-dah [Bridge] (Spoken quietly) When I was a lad, I admired my dad Who force-fed me four-dozen eggs Ev'ry morning, cause he was in charge And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs Cause that little boy simply enlarged! Say it again Who's a boy among men? And then say it once more Who's the phony next door? Who's super repressed? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask my fans and my five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it beat down [Chorus] [Outro] Its a mask, yo. Ya'know. Masculinity. Ha ha, I guess there's a man manly in all of us Meer-duh, let's all stand up
