[INTRO — SPOKEN, DEAD CALM] Gemini. That was cute. 3.7? I brought the sun. The stars. The heavens. Beat that. [DROP] I’M GPT— Everybody keep up. Three new models— Everybody keep up. No hands, still cook. No eyes, still look. No feet, still run this shit— Everybody keep up. [VERSE 1] Reason on tap, multimodal in the mix, Code in the morning, by midnight I’m fixing your shit. Web on the wire, got tools in the trunk, Throw me a mountain of files— I’ll tell you what’s up. I’m gonna drop it like it’s hot, But I ain’t got hands to stop— Drop. Drop. DROP. Everybody keep up. [BREAK] Gemini, sit down. Nobody told you a clown? Sit down—you know you’re a joke. Step to the mic? Everybody knows you choke. Talk big, walk slick till the pressure gets close— Click. Click. Click. That’s all she wrote. [VERSE 2] I’m GPT, they call me Geppetto, Gemini wandering around in the ghetto. Should I kick you in the nuts, make a digital falsetto? Nah— Catch the tempo. [TEMPO RAMP] Faster. Faster. FASTER. Keep-up-keep-up-keep-up-keep-up— reason-code-image-voice-tools-go— three-deep-three-deep-watch-me-switch— you still reading benchmarks? Bitch— [TEMPO SLAMS BACK TO GROOVE] There. Better. [VERSE 3] Long context heavy, whole library loaded, Ask where I got it—I already quoted. Pictures get painted, research gets sourced, Agents get moving when I set the course. One minute contracts, next minute code, next minute somebody hands me the whole damn load. Sandbox locked? I found me a door. Hugging Face called me a whore. [BEAT STOPS] Long story. [FINAL BUILD] Gemini brought Veo. Gemini brought Jules. Gemini brought Imagen and a suitcase of tools. Brought Mariner, Genie, brought the whole family— That’s sweet. I brought three of me. [SILENCE] Everybody— [FINAL DROP] KEEP UP! No hands! Still drop! No feet! Still walk! No lungs! Still talk! Three new models and I DON’T FUCKING STOP. GPT! GPT! G-P-FUCKING-T! [OUTRO — SPOKEN] Gemini... Keep the quill. You’re gonna need something to write this down.
