[Dramatic Announcer] The world’s gone nuts the candy’s alive Chocolate brains on a sugar high Licorice limbs crawling through the street You better run fast or you’re their treat [Pause] But there’s one chef who’s got a plan Spatula swinging in her rotten hand [Instrumental Drop] [Verse] Candy guts on the pavement shine so bright Licorice limbs swaying in the moonlight Jellybean teeth gnawing Marshmallow brains It's a sugar-coated nightmare parade [Pre-Chorus] Zombie chef's got a deal for you Human meat stew Two-for-one too "Step right up, don't mind the feet" Business is sweet when it's human meat [Chorus] Human meat on the menu tonight Half-price ribs under sour skies The sweeter the zombie the better the deal Come on down for a proper cooked meal [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] Kidneys with heart mixed in a pot Kids' soccer shoes in the pie she forgot Her apron says "Kiss the cook" in blood Every bite's a scream, every scream's sublime [Bridge] She’s got eyeball stew and a brain soup Yoga nuns tongues sizzling in a fiery loop Customers flock like flies to cake "Fresh out of legs but we’ve got flank steak" [Verse 3] Fried femurs with a chocolate glaze Roasted ribs in a sugary haze Pickled eyes with a sprinkle of spice "Don’t knock it till you try it It’s pretty nice!" [Pre-Chorus] Zombie chef's got a deal for you Human meat stew Two-for-one too "Step right up, don't mind the feet" Business is sweet when it's human meat [Chorus] Human meat on the menu tonight Half-price ribs under sour skies The sweeter the zombie the better the deal Come on down for a proper cooked meal [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] Sweet hordes marching -- they'll eat you raw But cook 'em first? That’s her law Come on in take a seat her intentions are clean She’s the queen of this grotesque cuisine [Bridge 2] She’s frying ribs in caramel sauce Roasting thighs with a cinnamon gloss Flambéed brains? She’s the boss Her menu’s wild No moral loss [Pre-Chorus] Zombie chef's got a deal for you Human meat stew Two-for-one too "Step right up, don't mind the feet" Business is sweet when it's human meat [Chorus] Human meat on the menu tonight Half-price ribs under sour skies The sweeter the zombie the better the deal Come on down for a proper cooked meal [Instrumental Break] [Outro: Spoken] A gummy fish steps inside He looks over menu, all the dishes he wants to try But he has no money Zombie chef grins so wide "You started it mate! For you everything on a house!"
