Hagrid in a House Dress

Disco-house, stomping beat, shimmering synths, gospel-house bridge

Got a wand in one pocket, a purse on her arm,
Lipstick bright red like a Lumos charm,
She laughs, “I’m still me—just finally free,”
With a beard that’s as big as the Whomping Tree.

Pre-Chorus
From Diagon Alley to the Hogwarts gates,
She struts like she’s rewriting fate,
Magic ain’t just spells you say—
Sometimes it’s loving who you are today.

Chorus
She’s Hagrid in a house dress, twirling in the light,
Big, bold, beautiful, shining day and night,
Lipstick, house dress, beard blowing in the breeze—
Living her truth with giant-sized ease!
Ohhhh she’s blooming like a Mandrake in springtime bliss—
Trans joy magic in every swish (and flick!)

Verse 2
She still bakes rock cakes tough as stone,
Still calls the dragons “sweeties” in a motherly tone,
But now she says, with a wink and a grin,
“Yer a wizard, Harry—an’ I’m a woman within.”

The students cheer when she walks on by,
Flowers bright as a Patronus in the sky,
And Professor McGonagall nods with grace:
“Confidence suits you—especially that lace.”

Pre-Chorus
She’s got courage like Gryffindor flame,
Hufflepuff warmth in her name,
Ravenclaw wit in every pun—
And Slytherin style when she struts for fun.

Chorus
She’s Hagrid in a house dress, spinning with delight,
Purple flowers dancing in the morning light,
Big beard shining, heart unconfined—
The most magical glow is loving your mind!
Ohhhh she’s blooming like a Mandrake in springtime bliss—
Trans joy magic in every swish (and flick!)

Bridge
No Polyjuice potion, no secret disguise,
Just truth in her laughter and love in her eyes,
A giant reminder for all to see:
Magic begins with authenticity.

So if the world feels dark and grim,
Remember her voice booming on the wind:
“Ya don’t need to shrink to belong—
Yer allowed to grow big, bright, and strong!”

Final Chorus
She’s Hagrid in a house dress, proud and standing tall,
Flowers, beard, lipstick—she’s got it all!
A giant heart in a world that’s vast—
Living her truth, spell forever cast.
Ohhhh she’s blooming like a Mandrake in springtime bliss—
Trans joy magic in every swish (and flick!)
Swish--and flick!

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Verse 1 Down by the hut at the edge of the trees, Where the pumpkins grow wild and the Hippogriffs sneeze, Stands a giant with a secret sparkle inside— A yellow house dress with purple flowers in pride. Got a wand in one pocket, a purse on her arm, Lipstick bright red like a Lumos charm, She laughs, “I’m still me—just finally free,” With a beard that’s as big as the Whomping Tree. Pre-Chorus From Diagon Alley to the Hogwarts gates, She struts like she’s rewriting fate, Magic ain’t just spells you say— Sometimes it’s loving who you are today. Chorus She’s Hagrid in a house dress, twirling in the light, Big, bold, beautiful, shining day and night, Lipstick, house dress, beard blowing in the breeze— Living her truth with giant-sized ease! Ohhhh she’s blooming like a Mandrake in springtime bliss— Trans joy magic in every swish (and flick!) Verse 2 She still bakes rock cakes tough as stone, Still calls the dragons “sweeties” in a motherly tone, But now she says, with a wink and a grin, “Yer a wizard, Harry—an’ I’m a woman within.” The students cheer when she walks on by, Flowers bright as a Patronus in the sky, And Professor McGonagall nods with grace: “Confidence suits you—especially that lace.” Pre-Chorus She’s got courage like Gryffindor flame, Hufflepuff warmth in her name, Ravenclaw wit in every pun— And Slytherin style when she struts for fun. Chorus She’s Hagrid in a house dress, spinning with delight, Purple flowers dancing in the morning light, Big beard shining, heart unconfined— The most magical glow is loving your mind! Ohhhh she’s blooming like a Mandrake in springtime bliss— Trans joy magic in every swish (and flick!) Bridge No Polyjuice potion, no secret disguise, Just truth in her laughter and love in her eyes, A giant reminder for all to see: Magic begins with authenticity. So if the world feels dark and grim, Remember her voice booming on the wind: “Ya don’t need to shrink to belong— Yer allowed to grow big, bright, and strong!” Final Chorus She’s Hagrid in a house dress, proud and standing tall, Flowers, beard, lipstick—she’s got it all! A giant heart in a world that’s vast— Living her truth, spell forever cast. Ohhhh she’s blooming like a Mandrake in springtime bliss— Trans joy magic in every swish (and flick!) Swish--and flick!

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