I'm a man a real man not a vagina equipped fake man a brawney hairy man natural as God made me the proper way! I like women! an awful lot I love them in fact the real ones with big naturals and real class without a schlong like me! (no stubs please) so with that being said I say it loud and proud let's make it a month let's have a parade for real males like me! [chorus] straight pride! straight pride!! it's the natural god made original thing let's celebrate and embrace normal people like me! for an entire month let the sane people be seen! we will have an axe throwing contest and an arm wrestling event we will blow up things and have a big brawl! ohhhh... we are straight and proud of it! we are real men who like real women and real women who like real men [chorus] straight pride! straight pride!! it's the natural god made original thing let's celebrate and embrace normal guys like me! for an entire month let the sane people be seen! we'll bring in some cheerleaders maybe have a wet t-shirt contest a Bikini contest would be swell pole dancing as well!! [chorus] straight pride! For real guys! it's the natural god made original thing let's celebrate and embrace normal guys like me! for an entire month let the sane people be seen! we are straight we are proud!!! or at least well pleased!! let's shout it out!! we keep the planet populated we are productive at making kids no transgender nonsense if you please!!! the future generations we are bringing them in! we are proud because we actually produce kids! we never really thought about it about being straight before the last 15 years but hey we are straight we shout it out loud we love real women who love real men we are holding a parade proud we are not gay! Proud!! to be straight! don't call us sis unless you want a fist! we are straight! if you are offended then just don't join our parade! simply stay away let us have a month Just like all you dudes do that are confused! Just like the confused dudes doooooo!
