[Intro: Slow, bluesy acoustic guitar] [Female Voice: Sweet, inviting] TikTok DMs get messy. I’m easier to reach on Telegram if you’re free 🎊😎 Telegram+ [Male Voice: Matter-of-fact] I can’t download Telegram. I don’t have fingers. [Female Voice: Curious, insistent] Did you add me? I don’t usually share my Telegram, so I was hoping you’d actually use it. [Male Voice: Completely serious] I can’t. The right side of my body is missing. [Male Voice: Reflective] I know the rest of my body is out there somewhere, but it’s all right. [Female Voice: Dismissive] Last note from me here. If you change your mind later, I’m still on Telegram — rare for me to ask twice. [Female Voice Ends Permanently] [Male Voice: Lonely] But I need companionship. I feel like only half a man. [Instrumental Break: Mournful slide guitar] [Male Solo: Dramatic Country-Blues Ballad] I’m only half the man I used to be, But I’ve got twice the love inside of me. I gave you everything I had to give, Which admittedly wasn’t very much to begin with. You wanted me on Telegram, But I couldn’t understand. How you could walk away from someone Who couldn’t even lend a hand. [Chorus: Powerful, Heartbroken Male Vocal] I’m half a man with a whole lotta love, Got half a body and no one to hug. I thought you’d be the missing piece, But you disappeared without a trace. I’m half a man, alone again, And all that’s left is my broken heart. [Bridge: Soft Piano, Nearly Whispered] I know somewhere out there, My better half is waiting. But every time I find someone, They just stop communicating. [Outro: Spoken Male Voice, Deadpan] You know what’s really sad? [Pause] I finally found someone who wanted me… [Long Pause] And she still couldn’t see my good side. [Single Guitar Note] Which is understandable. It’s missing. [End]
