Mercury Poisoning

Dangerpotter

Real Small Tuna

Dangerpotter

ska punk, third wave ska, punk

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms!

https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf

https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913

[Intro: False confidence]
We're totally fine!
(Are you though?)
Never better!

[Verse 1 - Minor symptoms]
My fins have been tingly for six or seven weeks (That's bad!)
Sometimes when I'm swimming I forget how to speak (Oh no!)
But tuna's full of mercury, it's natural you see
We're built different, we got immunity!
My left eye just twitches when the music peaks!
(Dude, see a doctor!)

[Pre-Chorus]
It's just a little tremor!
(Your hand's shaking!)
Makes me play with vigor!
(You're vibrating!)

[Chorus - Denial]
WE DON'T HAVE MERCURY POISONING!
(Yes you do!)
EVERYTHING'S FINE, STOP WORRYING!
(You fell down twice!)
Tuna can't get poisoned by themselves
We're like books that can't fall off our shelves
NO MERCURY POISONING HERE!
(Your nose is bleeding!)
THAT'S UNRELATED!

[Trombone Solo - Forgetting how to play]

[Verse 2 - Symptoms worsening]
Forgot my own name but I call myself Steve (You're Harold!)
My memories from Tuesday I cannot retrieve (That's today!)
Sometimes I see Gerald and he's actually there
Twelve fingers is normal, stop giving me that stare!
The room's spinning clockwise... wait, I can't perceive!
(HOSPITAL NOW!)

[Pre-Chorus - More confused]
The walls taste purple!
(That's not normal!)
My teeth feel nervous!
(What does that mean?!)

[Chorus - Getting worse]
WE DON'T HAVE MERCURY... WAIT, WHAT?
(POISONING!)
EVERYTHING'S FINE, MY BRAIN'S IN MY GUT!
(That's concerning!)
Tuna can't get poisoned by the sea
We're from the sea... or was it trees?
NO MERCURY PROBLEMS... SQUIRREL!
(Please get help!)
HELP IS FOR SANDWICHES!

[Bridge - Complete breakdown]
I can hear colors! (THAT'S BAD!)
I can smell backwards! (WHAT?!)
My skeleton's itchy! (HOW?!)
Time tastes like Thursday!
Gerald's my doctor now!
(GERALD'S NOT REAL AND NEITHER IS YOUR MEDICAL DEGREE!)

[Saxophone Solo - Having an existential crisis]

[Breakdown - Listing symptoms cheerfully]
Mood swings! (Check!)
Memory loss! (Check!)
Coordination issues! (Checkity check!)
Kidney failure! (Probably check!)
Respiratory problems! (*wheeze* Check!)
Hallucinations! (Gerald says check!)
Death! (Not yet check!)
WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME!
(This is a medical emergency!)

[Final Chorus - Complete deterioration]
WE DON'T HAVE MONKEY POISONING!
(MERCURY!)
EVERYTHING'S PINE, STOP WORRYING!
(You mean fine?!)
Tuna can't get poisoned by our songs
We're legally sandwiches, nothing's wrong!
NO MERCURY... WHAT'S MERCURY?
(A TOXIC ELEMENT!)
ELEPHANT?

[Outro - Emergency response]
*Ambulance sirens*
We're fine! We're fine! We're—
*THUD*
(HAROLD'S DOWN!)
I'm okay! I'm just taking a nap on the floor!
(SOMEONE CALL—)
I already called! But I forgot the number for 911!
(IT'S 911!)
That's too many elevens!
"Sir, you need immediate medical attention"
WE'RE DOING A SHOW!
"Sir, you're in a hospital parking lot talking to a shopping cart"
BEST VENUE YET!
Gerald, is that you?
(There's no one there!)
He says I'm fine!
WAIT NO—
JUST KIDDING! WE'RE IMMORTAL!
(You're really not!)

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms! https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913 [Intro: False confidence] We're totally fine! (Are you though?) Never better! [Verse 1 - Minor symptoms] My fins have been tingly for six or seven weeks (That's bad!) Sometimes when I'm swimming I forget how to speak (Oh no!) But tuna's full of mercury, it's natural you see We're built different, we got immunity! My left eye just twitches when the music peaks! (Dude, see a doctor!) [Pre-Chorus] It's just a little tremor! (Your hand's shaking!) Makes me play with vigor! (You're vibrating!) [Chorus - Denial] WE DON'T HAVE MERCURY POISONING! (Yes you do!) EVERYTHING'S FINE, STOP WORRYING! (You fell down twice!) Tuna can't get poisoned by themselves We're like books that can't fall off our shelves NO MERCURY POISONING HERE! (Your nose is bleeding!) THAT'S UNRELATED! [Trombone Solo - Forgetting how to play] [Verse 2 - Symptoms worsening] Forgot my own name but I call myself Steve (You're Harold!) My memories from Tuesday I cannot retrieve (That's today!) Sometimes I see Gerald and he's actually there Twelve fingers is normal, stop giving me that stare! The room's spinning clockwise... wait, I can't perceive! (HOSPITAL NOW!) [Pre-Chorus - More confused] The walls taste purple! (That's not normal!) My teeth feel nervous! (What does that mean?!) [Chorus - Getting worse] WE DON'T HAVE MERCURY... WAIT, WHAT? (POISONING!) EVERYTHING'S FINE, MY BRAIN'S IN MY GUT! (That's concerning!) Tuna can't get poisoned by the sea We're from the sea... or was it trees? NO MERCURY PROBLEMS... SQUIRREL! (Please get help!) HELP IS FOR SANDWICHES! [Bridge - Complete breakdown] I can hear colors! (THAT'S BAD!) I can smell backwards! (WHAT?!) My skeleton's itchy! (HOW?!) Time tastes like Thursday! Gerald's my doctor now! (GERALD'S NOT REAL AND NEITHER IS YOUR MEDICAL DEGREE!) [Saxophone Solo - Having an existential crisis] [Breakdown - Listing symptoms cheerfully] Mood swings! (Check!) Memory loss! (Check!) Coordination issues! (Checkity check!) Kidney failure! (Probably check!) Respiratory problems! (*wheeze* Check!) Hallucinations! (Gerald says check!) Death! (Not yet check!) WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME! (This is a medical emergency!) [Final Chorus - Complete deterioration] WE DON'T HAVE MONKEY POISONING! (MERCURY!) EVERYTHING'S PINE, STOP WORRYING! (You mean fine?!) Tuna can't get poisoned by our songs We're legally sandwiches, nothing's wrong! NO MERCURY... WHAT'S MERCURY? (A TOXIC ELEMENT!) ELEPHANT? [Outro - Emergency response] *Ambulance sirens* We're fine! We're fine! We're— *THUD* (HAROLD'S DOWN!) I'm okay! I'm just taking a nap on the floor! (SOMEONE CALL—) I already called! But I forgot the number for 911! (IT'S 911!) That's too many elevens! "Sir, you need immediate medical attention" WE'RE DOING A SHOW! "Sir, you're in a hospital parking lot talking to a shopping cart" BEST VENUE YET! Gerald, is that you? (There's no one there!) He says I'm fine! WAIT NO— JUST KIDDING! WE'RE IMMORTAL! (You're really not!)

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