We’re a party of adventurers, on a quest for gold, But each of us has a different way to get our story told! So listen up, and hear our tales, of what we really do. "roll for initiative! (oh shit)" I’m a wizard, yeah, I’ve got spells galore, I've got one for fire and so many more! I’ll cast a spell, and make'em feel the heat, But when it comes to fighting, I'll just take a seat. I'm a wizard man, this ain't a wand in my pocket. But I've got something, yeah a pointy hat I'm rockin. I've got too many fans, this magic ain't stopping But don't bother if you see my tower uh rockin! We’re a party of adventurers, living the dream, From dungeons to dragons, we’re quite the team! Each of us has our quirks, our roles and our fears, But when we drink mead, we’re all singing cheers! Me the barbarian, me big and strong, me hit things hard and me sing me song. me don’t need magic or bo to fight, me just need a fish and smash silly knights! (what, why a fish?) A club in me hand, and me roar at the air, Me don’t think, me don’t care! When me get mad, me just let it out, Who needs a plan when me can shout?! We’re a party of adventurers, each with our flair, We’re fighting and flying, without a care. The wizard casts a spell, the barbarian swings, The thief picks the locks, and the bard just sings! I’m the thief, you can't even see me, I’m sneaky as heck, I'll give you the heebe gee bees! I’m looting your kills, and taking your shit, But don’t call me a burglar, your magic ring won't fit! I’ll pick your pockets, I’ll disarm your traps, But when it’s time to fight, I just take a nap. I’ll steal your coin, I’ll steal your heart, But when it comes to the dungeon, I’m the first to depart! We’re a party of adventurers, trying to survive, Sometimes we fail, but at least we’re alive! We might get stabbed, shot, or get turned into snails?! But it’s the teamwork that never fails! I’m the elven ranger, with a bow and a quiver, Body so hot, all the human boys shiver! I’m stealthy and sleek, I only dress like a hoe, And if you touch me, OFF THE CLIFF YOU GOOO! I’ve got a pet tiger, his name is Mr. Snuggles, Hands off my "treasures", or you'll be in snuggle troubles! I’m good with nature, I’m good with bows, But handle me carefully, I've got hollow bones! We’re a party of adventurers, with luxurious hair, We’ve got spells, axes, and arrows to spare! But in The End, it’s not about gold or fame, It’s about the friends we make, and the loot we claim! *wink wink* So let’s roll the dice, and let’s not get too serious, Our quests are crazy, and sometimes delirious! From the wizard to the fighter, the thief, and the ranger, We’re all a little crazy, and we're always in danger! "Roll for loot!"
