Little Smooshie You showed up on my doorstep When I needed you the most Broken and alone we were both abandoned I heard you whine in the night a pitiful sound, but I could relate Now a thousand years later You’ve been my constant friend I could never really name you Puddintaine my friends changed it to Puddin’ Poop Some called you Monkey and now you are Buddy But you are also my Little Smooshie You still whine and now you have a Wife She likes to chase you round the house Little Smooshie You showed up on my doorstep When I needed you the most Broken and alone we were both abandoned I heard you whine in the night a pitiful sound, but I could relate Now a thousand years later You’ve been my constant friend I could never really name you Puddintaine my friends changed it to Puddin’ Poop Some called you Monkey and now you are Buddy But you are also my Little Smooshie You still whine and now you have a Wife She likes to chase you round the house Little Smooshie You showed up on my doorstep When I needed you the most Broken and alone we were both abandoned I heard you whine in the night a pitiful sound, but I could relate Now a thousand years later You’ve been my constant friend I could never really name you Puddintaine my friends changed it to Puddin’ Poop Some called you Monkey and now you are Buddy But you are also my Little Smooshie You still whine and now you have a Wife She likes to chase you round the house
