Nordic Discord Challenge - Summer Bingo F4 Genre: Skweee Theme: Dating Lyrics: One, two, three, four Welcome class Here's your step-by-step guide on how to survive a date Take notes Step one, pick an outfit, but don't try too hard Just a casual blazer you bought from a yard Don't over-accessorize You're not a rock star Step two, don't spray cologne like you're fumigating a virus Two spritzes max, or you'll choke out the florist She'll smell you from Brooklyn, that's not aspirational That's a chemical weapon, a bio-hazard violation Step three, check your phone three times, then check it twice Pretend you're not nervous, that's my advice Step four, stare at the menu like it's a foreign tongue And pray to the gods that your bank account's sprung Step five, this is the part where you fake a laugh At a joke that's weaker than a bubble bath You order the pasta, it's a saucy mess Now you're eating like a gremlin, oh, what finesse Don't you panic, don't you choke Just blame the waiter, that's the joke If you survive the cheese on your chin Congrat-u-lations, you're barely getting in Step five-and-a-half Don't mention your ex Or your mom Or your crypto wallet Step six, the conversation, keep it light and breezy Ask about her hobbies, but don't get too wheezy If she says astrology, just nod and say fascinating While internally your soul is levitating Step seven, the bill arrives, it's a jump-scare thriller You play cool, but your wallet starts to shrivel Split it down the middle, that's a modern-day crime But you paid for the app, so you're winning this time Step eight, the goodnight kiss, don't you overthink this Just tilt your head right, don't headbutt her nose That's a story that nobody wants to suppose And if she pulls back, just play it real cool Say I had a great time like a fool Then text her tomorrow, but wait three full days That's the rule that they teach in the how to be Lame phase Step nine, delete the app Step ten, don't download it again Class dismissed
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