Well I'm exhausted from a long night going door to door to door My bags o' candy are loaded down and draggin' on the floor I headed inside to see my haul I can't wait to eat it all My tummy's rumblin' I can't wait anymore I got four pillow cases filled up to the top I'm salivating can't nobody stop In my head I'm rollin' in sweets disregard my dentist's heed Stuck my hand down into the lot I'm lookin' deep down into my sack I saw somethin' movin' I had a heart-attack I dumped it all out- you shoulda seen my face It was a-wigglin' a-jigglin' all over the place My candy's alive my candy's alive I'm jumpin' outta my skin Maggots and flies Candy apples with eyes Suddenly I'm sick feelin' My treats are squirmin' like a wrigglin' worm and I might need a revive Halloween just died and I'm gonna cry Because my candy's alive! All the M&Ms were hoppin' around Just like jumpin' beans My Twix and Snickers bars were oozing yellow and green My gummy worms were covered with germs What the hell does all this mean?! The candy-eyes blinked three times before their eyes met mine Three Muskateers was growin' ears But the pretzels were just fine Still probably wouldn't eat em anyway... I'm lookin' deep down into my sack I saw somethin' movin' I had a heart-attack I dumped it all out- you shoulda seen my face It was a-wigglin' a-jigglin' all over the place My candy's alive my candy's alive I'm jumpin' outta my skin Maggots and flies Sour patch kids bite Suddenly I'm sick feelin' My twizzlers a-squirmin' like a wrigglin' worm and I might need a revive Halloween just died and I'm gonna cry Because my candy's alive! Well I'm never eating sweets again I'm scarred beyond belief And I'm turnin' inside out again Just the thought brings me to my knees I'm lookin' deep down into my sack I saw somethin' movin' I had a heart-attack I dumped it out all you shoulda seen my face It was a-wigglin' a-jigglin' all over the place My candy's alive my candy's alive I'm jumpin' outta my skin Gummy bears in the sky Swedish fish that can fly Suddenly I'm sick feelin' Air Heads are squirmin' like a wrigglin' worm and I might need a revive Halloween just died and I'm gonna cry Because my candy's alive!
