VERSE 1 [Upbeat ska rhythm, punchy guitar] "My eyes are rebels, they’re schemin’ a flood, But my ears? They’re hostages beggin’, ‘NO MORE CRIES!’ Sobs sound like a kazoo stuck in a blender, Sniffles? Nah—let’s trade ‘em for SPARKLE SURRENDER! PRE-CHORUS [Half-time drums, wobbly trombone slide] "The world’s a piñata—swing happy, not sad, Cryin’s just sweat… but from your face! (So bad!) Grief’s overrated, let’s glitter instead— My eardrums said, ‘FOLKS, WE’D RATHER BE DEAF!’ " CHORUS [Full band: Ska horns + pop-punk gang vocals] "NO TEARS ALLOWED, MY EARS ARE ON STRIKE! We’re trading rainclouds for BIKE HORNS AND LIKES! Sad’s just a word—let’s sprinkle it gone, If you gotta weep… ( DO IT IN A BATHROOM STALL!) " VERSE 2 [Reggae-ska beat, marimba plinks] "My therapist said, ‘Let it out, let it roar!’ But my ears filed a lawsuit—now they’re bolting the door! Tears? They’re a symphony of ouch and blegh, Laughter’s free earplugs—C’MON, LEGGO MY HEAD! (Sound effect: Rubber chicken squawk)" BRIDGE [Lo-fi breakdown, ASMR whispers] "Heartbreak’s a pop quiz, but joy’s extra credit… Blow your nose in confetti! (crinkling paper sound) Ears are VIPs—no sad bouncers allowed, Pity party’s CANCELLED… SMILE’S THE DRESS CODE NOW! (Sound effect: Kazoo solo played badly)" OUTRO [Full band reprise + chaotic fade-out] "No tears allowed—my ears called the cops! We’re dancing thru fire drills and candy shop stops! If your heart’s a storm cloud, just rainbow it out… ‘Cause crying is just water… FOR YOUR SOUL! (Wait, what?)
