[Spoken Intro – Female] Oh… so you’ve decided to come back, I see. But this time… we’re not alone. [Spoken Intro – Male] Hahahahahaaaa… ahhh, welcome in— To our humble, traumatizing little home. We’re so excited you could join us… ⸻ [Verse 1 – Female] Step right up, cross the threshold— You’ve walked these halls before. Don’t mind the hellhounds on the stairs, They only breathe in fear… nothing more. [Verse 1 – Male] BUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! ‘CAUSE THEY LOVE TO BITE, CHEW, AND TEAR! THEY’LL PEEL YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF! Keep all arms, legs, and heads inside the car at all times… That’s if you even survive this ride. ⸻ [Chorus – Both] Welcome to our home… (our home…) Go ahead, make yourself comfortable… (if you dare…) ‘Cause once you step inside— YOU NEVER GET OUT! You’ll be trapped inside our snare. You’ll love the beds— MADE FROM PROBLEM GUESTS! (go to sleep, precious one…) We’ll have a hell of a time, As we play our little games… And the grand prize? YOUR SOULS! (Hahahahaha…) ⸻ [Verse 2 – Female] Down the hall you wander, our whispers hypnotize… Shadows stretch and follow, with feline, glowing eyes. Don’t you dare falter—keep moving, don’t slow down. The greatest mistake… is ever turning ’round. [Verse 2 – Male] Wait—where are you going? There is no escape. You’re a permanent resident of this hellscape. Grab a seat. Pet the cat— IT MIGHT SCRATCH YOUR FACE OFF! But that’s okay… IT CAN GO ON OUR WALL! ⸻ [Bridge – Both] Shut the door—no way to run, You’re trapped inside, it’s done. So lie right down, my dear… Or be devoured here. ⸻ [Chorus – Both] Welcome to our home… (our home…) Go ahead, make yourself comfortable… (if you dare…) ‘Cause once you step inside— YOU NEVER GET OUT! You’ll be trapped inside our snare. You’ll love the beds— MADE FROM PROBLEM GUESTS! (go to sleep, precious one…) We’ll have a hell of a time, As we play our little games… And the grand prize? YOUR SOULS! (Hahahahaha…) ⸻ [Breakdown – Male] The footsteps grow louder… Your demise draws closer… The smell of fear enticing me— GET THE FUCK OVER HERE! [Breakdown – Instrumental / Vocal Ad-libs] (screams, laughter, whispers, overlapping lines) ⸻ [Spoken Outro – Both] [Female Vocals] NeuroGlitch… [Male Vocals] …and NeuroDreams… [Both] Partners in crime… forever bound, you see.
