[Verse 1] If we weren’t each other I’d be first out of the womb Claim your cradle Claim your cloak Claim the bigger bloody room You’d be squalling in the straw Blessed by some half-drunk septon I’d be halfway through your porridge ‘Fore they’d notice one was gone [Chorus] If we weren’t each other Oh The trouble I would steal Take your name Your wine Your wagers Leave you holding all the steel If we weren’t each other You’d be cursing every star Thank the gods we share a face Dear brother Or we’d end up at war (ha!) [Verse 2] If we weren’t each other You’d be heir and I’d be hedge You in velvet Fed on capons Me asleep beneath a hedge I’d sell tales about your vices At each smoky roadside fire “How the lordling kissed his cousin” (With his double in the mire) [Chorus] If we weren’t each other I’d be halfway through your vault Charm your wayward would‑be bride Then blame you for the fault If we weren’t each other You’d die blameless Bored And sure Thank the gods we share a face Dear brother Or I’d rob you of your tour [Bridge] You’d take ship for far Braavos I’d stay home and drink your share You’d chase dragons I’d chase daughters Swap your honor for their hair You’d win crowns and lose your head I’d keep mine by staying small Trade your glory for my stories Sing my name in every hall (hey!) [Chorus] If we weren’t each other We’d be rivals Not a pair One a wolf The other butcher One a prayer The other swear If we weren’t each other Who would drag you from the fray? Thank the gods we share a face Dear brother Else I’d have to look away [Outro] If we weren’t each other Well We’d still be trouble True But the world would lose the pleasure Of not knowing which is you
