[[Intro]] [[Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb went to the loo... One simple job was all we had to do. Five little minutes, nice and sweet... Now I'm dancing on my sleepy feet! My Sleepy Thumb went to the loo... Nothing ever goes the way it's supposed to. Every midnight bathroom spree... Turns into a comedy! [[Verse 1]] Three A.M., I'm half awake, Trying not to make mistakes. One eye open, one eye closed... Walking where my memory knows. The hallway's dark, the floor is cold, Everything feels twice as old. Sleepy Thumb says, "Follow me..." I should've charged an entry fee. [[Pre-Chorus]] The light switch missed... The wall got hit. The doorknob won... I nearly slipped. [[Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb went to the loo... How'd it make such a hullabaloo? I came for one quick midnight pee... The bathroom had other plans for me! Soap went left... The towel went right... The faucet thought, "We'll party tonight!" One tiny trip became a quest... Sleepy Thumb never lets me rest! [[Drop]] [[Energetic Trance Lead]] [[Verse 2]] Toilet paper hit the floor, Then somehow rolled right out the door. Soap shot halfway 'cross the sink... I stood there blinking, "What'd I miss?" Washed one hand... Forgot the next. Sleepy Thumb said, "Mission checked!" Turned around to leave the room... Bonked my forehead... "Too soon?" [[Bridge]] Why's the towel way over there? How'd shampoo get in my hair? Who moved the toothbrush? Wasn't me... Sleepy Thumb's on another spree! I finally made it back to bed... Pulled the blankets overhead. Closed my eyes... Then laughed instead... Tomorrow I'll blame my Thumb again. [[Final Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb went to the loo... Nothing happened like it should. Every little midnight trip... Turns into neighborhood folklore! My Sleepy Thumb went to the loo... One small task became a show. Next time I'll wake up just enough... To supervise my Sleepy Thumb! [[Outro]] Me: "I only had to pee..." Sleepy Thumb: "...Worth it." [[Laughing Fade]]
