Bullock the Bribed Man

[Verse 1] Bullock the bribed man, Was a jolly, greedy soul, With a coffee mug and a donut box, And a wallet fat, not whole. Bullock the bribed man, Takes cash beneath the tree. And when Gotham’s crooks come to call, He says, "Where's my fee?" [Spoken] "Ho ho ho, Harv! You’ve been very naughty! Where’s Santa when you need him?" [Verse 2] There must have been some magic in that old badge Harvey wore, For when he saw those crumpled bills, He started asking, "More!" Oh, Bullock the bribed man, Has a schedule that’s real tight! He’ll skip his rounds for a hefty bribe, But Gotham pays the price! [Bridge – catchy] Thuuumpity thump-thump, thuuumpity thump-thump, Bullock raids a stash! Thuuumpity thump-thump, thuuumpity thump-thump, Look! He’s counting cash! [Verse 3 – slower, mocking tone] Bullock the bribed man, Is a cautionary tale… If you work the force and take the cash, You’ll end up in a jail. [Spoken, laughing] "Unless, of course, you’ve got friends in high places, eh Harv? Oh wait—nope! Not this time! Hoo-hoo-hoo!"