[Verse] It is time to play a new boardgame It comes from my prized collection I know all the rules, and you cannot bail You think you can win? You have not looked below my midsection It is a cultural thing, let me explain It makes my luck have a certain direction [Chorus] I have the fattest ass in the universe My luck is the definition of perverse It looks like I am losing, but it gets reversed It happens every time, I swear it is unrehearsed [Verse] What about this neat little game set in Dune I like it because I buy the best card turn two Thank you Dario for reminding me of my optimal move Not that I need it to casually land on my groove [Chorus] I have the fattest ass in the universe My luck is the definition of perverse It looks like I am losing, but it gets reversed It happens every time, I swear it is unrehearsed [Verse] I deny all allegations of alpha gaming Though I tell people what is best, this is defaming My glorious mane once again subject of flaming But when your below is this round, I understand the hating [Chorus] I have the fattest ass in the universe My luck is the definition of perverse It looks like I am losing, but it gets reversed It happens every time, I swear it is unrehearsed
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