[intro] La la la la laaa If only we cuds be wat u r, Do do do do dooo, We all wish we cuds be like u. (it's true) [drop] [verse] Givin' what you can easily give, To the one's who are struggling to live, (And we get to watch) I'm both admiring and bitter, (feel tingles in my inferior crotch) But the pleasure and jealousy! (It's all ours!) When I dip ma ickle dick in me Cheerios the milk sours. [bridge] La la la la laaa If only we cuds be wat u r, Do do do do dooo, We all wish we cuds be like u. (it's true) [chorus] You've inspired a nation (nay, the world) Though watchin' you give made my toes curl. (It's jealousy) But please give us a pass, As u bend round and find the explanation in ya beautiful ass, (Nice presentation) Nice hobby. I'll drink your blood and eat your body, (I mean as in Christ and we're going to your Mass) [drop] [bridge] La la la la laaa If only we cuds be wat u r, Do do do do dooo, We all wish we cuds be like u. (it's true) [drop] [outro] I also went on an underling hunt (You're an inspiring cunt) I recently picked some bits from out ma teeth, (I'd also been eating my own shit) Gathered up some phlegm to lube it, Saw some poor homeless bitch, Gloved up, grabbed her face an spat in it. (She got really teary,) But here's my theory, I have the means (and she was hungry) Glad I've figured out why, (that and her developing pink eye) Forgot to film it though, Cos one hand was on her face, the other slammed in my ass, (and that was holding ma phone) But I loved what I got, It was a tastefully done shot. (Real high brow) Am tuggin ma junk as I watch it now. not to be blunt, but you are... A real... (Inspiring..) Cunt. (Hup hup hup ear we goooo!) La la la la laaa If only we cuds be wat u r, Do do do do dooo, We all wish we cuds be like u. (it's true) La la la la laaa If only we cuds be wat u r, Do do do do dooo, We all wish we cuds be like u. (it's true) Hear our grateful grunts (you) (inspiring) (cunts) [end]
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