[Intro | endlessly ascending layered octave arpeggio | continuous rising pitch illusion | hypnotic mechanical repetition | constant escalating tension | no harmonic resolution | robotic backup singers fade in | vintage 1986 electro synth textures | alien bar ambience] No cause for alarm Everything is fine [Verse 1] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] My mitochondria quit My neurons went on strike My frontal lobe is oscillating At the speed of light [Chorus] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] No cause for alarm Everything is fine My molecular structure failed But statistically I’m fine [Verse 2] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] My chromosomes got tangled My enzymes disappeared My hypothalamus called me up And said things are getting weird [Chorus] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] No cause for alarm Everything is swell My cellular membrane ruptured But my nucleus looks well [Instrumental Mutation] [Verse 3] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] My atoms lost cohesion My quarks refuse to spin My electron probability cloud Won’t let the electrons in [Chorus] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] No cause for alarm Everything is great My wave function just collapsed At an exponential rate [Verse 4] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] The vacuum started boiling The Higgs field gave a cough My local laws of physics changed And gravity switched off [Final Chorus] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] No cause for alarm Everything is fine The universe has reached heat death But I still got time No cause for alarm Everything’s OK [Spoken] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] Probability of survival: Inconclusive. [Beep] [Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension] No cause for alarm.
