[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [intro] Funny bone time, is what I push! [Verse] Got a pocket full of pair-o-deez Jokes I smuggled in my sleeve You say “Careful what you wish for” I say “Watch what I believe” Funny bone trembling like a loose screen door One bad pun You beg for more I’m dealing dad-jokes High-stakes game Fold your pride Call my name (hey!) [Chorus] Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand Or two in bush You understand I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle Let ’em out of the stable Loose let ’em run We gonna run the table ’til the laughs all spun Pair-o-deez Pair-o-deez Double my fun You can’t un-hear it once it’s begun [Verse] Every pun’s a tiny crime I keep offending proper rhyme You bring logic I bring cheese We make a fondue of degrees You say “Stop That line was rough” I say “Nah It’s just a bit too gruff” Your poker face starts to slip Snort-laugh soda through your lip (oh yeah) [Pre-Chorus] Ante up your serious side Bet your boredom Match my pride If you’re groaning That’s my tell Guess I’m doing pretty well [Chorus] Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand Or two in bush You understand I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle Let ’em out of the stable Loose let ’em run We gonna run the table ’til the laughs all spun Pair-o-deez Pair-o-deez Double my fun You can’t un-hear it once it’s begun [Bridge] One more round New wordplay found If you can’t stand it Raise me, Demand it, til you're rollin' on the ground. [Chorus] Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand Or two in bush You understand I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle Let ’em out of the stable Let ’em run We gonna run the table ’til the jokes are done Pair-o-deez Pair-o-deez You’ve been warned Son Now you’re humming this curse ’til the day is done [Verse] Got a Parody in my pocket Worth more than one dad joke on demand More than two in a bush I promise If you laugh too hard I’ll need a brand-new brand Funny bone time That’s my hustle Slip-on shoes Full clown-car shuffle You want subtle? I missed that memo I bring puns by the truckload Demo after demo [Chorus] Let ’em out of the stable All these parodies Run the table Got a punchline stuck in my hand Like a lotto ticket with a house band Let ’em loose Let ’em label Me the court fool under the cable If it’s silly I’m unable To resist—these parodies run the table (hey!) [Verse] Thoughts on the couch I reupholster Turn your heartbreak song into a toaster poster Take your serious face Add googly eyes Now it’s viral Plus fries Super-sized I mix wisdom with rubber chickens Fortune cookie with the plot that thickens You bring drama I bring bubbles Your sad soundtrack now does double-troubles [Chorus] Let ’em out of the stable All these parodies Run the table Got a punchline stuck in my hand Like a lotto ticket with a house band Let ’em loose Let ’em label Me the court fool under the cable If it’s silly I’m unable To resist—these parodies run the table (oh yeah) [Bridge] Is it high art? Is it low art? If it cracks you up That’s the smart part Why be cool when we can be absurd Every groan is just a compliment I heard [Chorus] Let ’em out of the stable All these parodies Run the table Got a punchline stuck in my hand Like a lotto ticket with a house band Let ’em loose Let ’em label Me the court fool under the cable In this circus I’m the label “PAIRED-up parodies”—run the table [Another in my Parody, Fun, Jokes, Silly, parade playlist - https://suno.com/playlist/dbe7277a-040e-4548-be42-4ea2b17d3c99. Lyrics by Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster) with Suno AI assist. Whimsickle music by @suno system.]
