[Intro] One more rep? No. Two more reps? Also no. Do it anyway? Unfortunately… yes. [Verse 1] Laced up boots, hair a mess, Mirror said, “You look distressed.” Took one squat, heard my soul Leave my body, pay the toll. Playlist loud, ego huge, Form so bad it made the news. Trainer said, “Now feel the burn!” I said, “Great, when do I return?” [Pre-Chorus] Sweat in my eyes, knees making sounds, I’m still alive, don’t count me out. Lightning in my bloodstream, panic in my chest, I came here to suffer and call it my best. [Chorus] Push it, pull it, throw me in the fire, I’m three reps from disaster but I’m climbing higher. Heart going boom like a storm in my head, If I pass out, tell the dumbbells I’m dead. Run it, lift it, scream through the pain, I’m built like thunder with a questionable brain. One more set, yeah, I’m probably fine, Crying in the gym but I’m looking divine. [Verse 2] Protein shake tastes like regret, Leg day came to collect its debt. Tried to flex, pulled something weird, Now my ancestors have appeared. Treadmill said, “Let’s raise the speed.” I said, “That’s attempted murder, please.” Still I run like I stole the crown, Then trip on air and play it down. [Chorus] Push it, pull it, throw me in the fire, I’m three reps from disaster but I’m climbing higher. Heart going boom like a storm in my head, If I pass out, tell the dumbbells I’m dead. Run it, lift it, scream through the pain, I’m built like thunder with a questionable brain. One more set, yeah, I’m probably fine, Crying in the gym but I’m looking divine. [Breakdown] Count it! One! I hate this! Two! I chose this! Three! Who wrote this workout?! Four! Not me! Five! Betrayal! Six! My bones are filing emails! [Final Chorus] Push it, pull it, throw me in the fire, I’m three reps from disaster but I’m climbing higher. Heart going boom like a storm in my head, If I pass out, tell the dumbbells I’m dead. Run it, lift it, scream through the pain, I’m built like thunder with a questionable brain. One more set, yeah, I’m probably fine, Crying in the gym but I’m looking divine. [Outro] No pain, no gain? Who made that rule? I just want abs and a snack.
