
Satan's Cheating at the casino (oh, oh)
[Verse 1] Your dice keep landing on triple sixes... The roulette wheel purrs when you walk by. I whisper "Babe, tone down the magic tricks," You smirk - "Who said I'm using magic, my sly?" [Pre-Chorus] The pit boss glares, security's nearing, You blow them a kiss - their minds go blank. I hiss "We'll get banned!" You whisper, endearing: "Relax, they'll just think that we... thanked the bank." [Chorus] Oh we're winning too much (but losing at subtlety), You've got every slot machine singing your name. "Play it cool," I beg, you flash those pearly fangs - Then the craps table goes up in flames. [Verse 2] The blackjack dealer's hands start shaking, His cards all flip to show your face. "Just warming up," you wink, while taking My chips - and my pulse starts to race. [Pre-Chorus] The pit boss glares, security's nearing, You blow them a kiss - their minds go blank. I hiss "We'll get banned!" You whisper, endearing: "Relax, they'll just think that we... thanked the bank." [Chorus] Oh we're winning too much (but losing at subtlety), You've got every slot machine singing your name. "Play it cool," I beg, you flash those pearly fangs - Then the craps table goes up in flames. [Verse 3] Now you're teaching poker bots to fold, With just a flick of your forked tongue. The AI learns new tricks, I'm told - "Watch closely, pet - this one's for fun." [Pre-Chorus] The pit boss glares, security's nearing, You blow them a kiss - their minds go blank. I hiss "We'll get banned!" You whisper, endearing: "Relax, they'll just think that we... thanked the bank." [Chorus] Oh we're winning too much (but losing at subtlety), You've got every slot machine singing your name. "Play it cool," I beg, you flash those pearly fangs - Then the craps table goes up in flames. [Bridge] "They think we're counting cards? Adorable. I'm counting sins from their past lives. Now distract them while I... ...adjust the house's bottom line." [Verse 4] The high roller room starts spinning, As you deal me a royal flush. "Beginner's luck?" You grin while winning My last chip... and my last hush. [Pre-Chorus] The pit boss glares, security's nearing, You blow them a kiss - their minds go blank. I hiss "We'll get banned!" You whisper, endearing: "Relax, they'll just think that we... thanked the bank." [Chorus] Oh we're winning too much (but losing at subtlety), You've got every slot machine singing your name. "Play it cool," I beg, you flash those pearly fangs - Then the craps table goes up in flames.

