I Believe In Sasquatch

I was walking in the woods one day,
Well not me, but to a friend who lives not too far away
Anyway, he said that he saw the Bigfoot. With his own two eyes.
He said the creature had been cleverly disguised
As a bush
Or a tree
I can’t remember which. The coolest part, to me, is that creature lunged for him. Despite all odds, he put up his fists.
And he fought that creature, the Sasquatch itself.
For this day he was eager, he wanted to prove himself.

My friend lunged at the beast, and what happened next is hard to describe.
There’s that one avengers scene, where the hulk flips Loki over his head, side to side.
It was sort of like that, my friend went splat.
And he lived to tell the tale to me, that’s when his story begat.
And while I wasn’t there, I knew all the same.
What happened that day was mild in comparison, most interactions are not so tame.
Next of course, is my other buddy, who went out that fateful morn.
He went to go pee in the back of a field, much to the Sasquatch’s scorn.
With one hand, he grabbed my friend’s head, removed it like a Barbie doll.
As I looked on, I couldn’t help but feel myself grow small.
No way I could take on a beast like that, there’s absolutely no winning this after he destroyed them.
So after some thought, I decided that if I couldn’t beat them, I would join them.

Nowadays, I can’t deny, of this small agenda of mine.
I bring all my hippy friends by, and the Sasquatch on them will dine.
You don’t understand, we have to live this way.
If we don’t feed the Sasquatch, they may come for us, so really who’s to say?

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Holy shit, I believe in Sasquatch. After seeing this documentary I just watched, They’re real for sure, no doubt in my heart Through the footprints, I concur, the Sasquatch is real, and that makes me know I’m smart. I was walking in the woods one day, Well not me, but to a friend who lives not too far away Anyway, he said that he saw the Bigfoot. With his own two eyes. He said the creature had been cleverly disguised As a bush Or a tree I can’t remember which. The coolest part, to me, is that creature lunged for him. Despite all odds, he put up his fists. And he fought that creature, the Sasquatch itself. For this day he was eager, he wanted to prove himself. Holy shit, I believe in Sasquatch. After seeing this documentary I just watched, They’re real for sure, no doubt in my heart Through the footprints, I concur, the Sasquatch is real, and that makes me know I’m smart. My friend lunged at the beast, and what happened next is hard to describe. There’s that one avengers scene, where the hulk flips Loki over his head, side to side. It was sort of like that, my friend went splat. And he lived to tell the tale to me, that’s when his story begat. And while I wasn’t there, I knew all the same. What happened that day was mild in comparison, most interactions are not so tame. Next of course, is my other buddy, who went out that fateful morn. He went to go pee in the back of a field, much to the Sasquatch’s scorn. With one hand, he grabbed my friend’s head, removed it like a Barbie doll. As I looked on, I couldn’t help but feel myself grow small. No way I could take on a beast like that, there’s absolutely no winning this after he destroyed them. So after some thought, I decided that if I couldn’t beat them, I would join them. Holy shit, I believe in Sasquatch. After seeing this documentary I just watched, They’re real for sure, no doubt in my heart Through the footprints, I concur, the Sasquatch is real, and that makes me know I’m smart. Nowadays, I can’t deny, of this small agenda of mine. I bring all my hippy friends by, and the Sasquatch on them will dine. You don’t understand, we have to live this way. If we don’t feed the Sasquatch, they may come for us, so really who’s to say? Holy shit, I believe in Sasquatch. After seeing this documentary I just watched, They’re real for sure, no doubt in my heart Through the footprints, I concur, the Sasquatch is real, and that makes me know I’m smart.

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