[Intro, Synth riff + Kick drum] Alright… let’s go. (woo!) [Verse 1] Becky’s got a Pomsky in a $400 vest He’s gluten-free, dairy-free, mildly depressed Kevin’s lab mix has abandonment fear He’s lunging at a toddler but he’s “so sweet, dear” Janice runs laps in her Lululemon tights Posting every poop like it’s #dogmom rights Kyle’s got a rottie he can’t really control But he’s got a whistle app—so he’s playing his role [Pre-Chorus, Rising Synths] Everyone’s watching Everyone’s watched Your rescue has trauma But babe—so do we all [Chorus, Gang Shouts] DOG PARK! Where the weirdos bark! DOG PARK! Flex your trauma arc! DOG PARK! Bite me in the dark! We came here to heal …or maybe just to bark [Verse 2] Gloria’s doodle is “an empathic king” He’s humping every leg but she swears “he can sing!” Mark’s got a chihuahua in a tactical vest He’s 3 pounds of rage and clinical stress Sniff circle forming, it’s a shameful affair Eye contact forbidden—don’t you dare stare Someone brought snacks? The crowd starts to riot One sniff away from primal non-compliance [Pre-Chorus, Bigger Tension] Everyone’s judging Everyone’s judged Therapy’s expensive But bark-based is just as much [Chorus, Bigger Gang Vocals] DOG PARK! Off-leash and unwell! DOG PARK! Welcome to the smell! DOG PARK! It’s a social hell! We sniff, we fight, Then we lie and say we’re swell [Break / Spoken Monologue, Bass + Drums Only] Look. We’re not here to make friends. We’re here to let a French bulldog named “Chardonnay” Work through generational anxiety By yelling at a pigeon And frankly? That’s enough. [Final Chorus / Outro, Maximum Energy] DOG PARK! (He’s friendly!) DOG PARK! (I swear, he’s friendly!) DOG PARK! (Okay that’s blood but like—it’s fine?) DOG PARK! We’re all just dogs in people disguise DOG PARK! DOG PARK! DOG PARK! [End, Abrupt Stop] rhythmic bark-like synth stabs
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