[Song Title: Hardest Choreography] [Style: Hoedown Punk, Cowpunk, Fast Drums, Distorted Power Chords, Fiddle Accents, Driving Bass, Breathless Comedic Male Vocal, Female Vocal on Verse 2, Shouted Square Dance Caller Voice, Guitar Solo] [Intro] [Fast drum fill] [Feedback] [Spoken, yelling caller voice] Squares, set 'em up! Four couples, listen close! One, two, three, go! [Verse 1] I showed up late to the union hall My checkered shirt is way too small Bow to your partner, bow to the corner The caller's screaming out a warning Circle left, keep it tight We're gonna be here all damn night Break that ring with a corner swing I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know a thing! [Pre-Chorus] [Palm muted chugging] Allemande Left with the left hand A Right and Left Grand across the land Meet your girl and Box the Gnat [Stop] Where the hell are we looking at? [Chorus] [Explosive energy] Do-si-do and let's start the show! Swing your partner, don't let her go! Promenade home, get back in line I'm losing my breath and I'm losing my mind! Half Sashay and look at me This is the hardest choreography! Yeah! [Verse 2] [Bass heavy, female lead vocal] He called a Ferris Wheel, I nearly fell This hoedown turned into a living hell Pass the Ocean, Extend the Tag My energy is starting to lag Split Circulate, Spin the Top My crinoline is never gonna stop Flutter Wheel, Reverse the Flutter I tripped on my shoes and fell in the gutter! [Male lead vocal returns] [Pre-Chorus] [Building up] Ladies chain across the ring Roll away with a half sashay thing! California Twirl, face the set This is the sweatiest I've ever felt yet! [Chorus] Do-si-do and let's start the show! Swing your partner, don't let her go! Promenade home, get back in line I'm losing my breath and I'm losing my mind! Half Sashay and look at me This is the hardest choreography! [Bridge] [Half-time breakdown, heavy distorted guitars] [Spoken, aggressive caller voice] Sides Face, Grand Square! One, two, three, turn! Touch a Quarter! Scoot Back! Boys Run! Crossfire! [Build Up] [Snare roll] Load the Boat! Peel Off! Linear Cycle! Coordinate! Tea Cup Chain! Relay the Deucey! Let's go! [Guitar Solo] [Fast fiddle-style punk guitar solo] [Final Chorus] [Maximum volume] Do-si-do and let's start the show! Swing your partner, don't let her go! Promenade home, get back in line I'm losing my breath and I'm losing my mind! Half Sashay and look at me This is the hardest choreography! [Outro] Weave the Ring until we die! Yellow Rock and say goodbye! Left Allemande! Right and Left Grand! Bow to the partner! [Final chord rings out] [Spoken] That's it, take a break! [End]
