[Verse 1] You wouldn’t call me this late if you weren’t grieving So tell me all about what’s going on Does life still treat you like shit? (Uh-huh) Does your brother still make more from mowing lawns? Cried all night because of your ex And how he “never even cared at all” But I think I may have the solution To getting all of your problems solved [Spoken Word Over Announcer] Welcome to Death & Co. The ultimate destination for people who suffer from depression, depression, or depression! (Laughs) Enjoy your stay! [Chorus] We’ve got all the fun here And by that I mean we cry together We’re lonely but at least we got each other We make friends from our tears So do you wanna join or not? Because even the happiest could benefit From getting angry and throwing huge fits So sign up for Death and Co. [Instrumental] [Spoken Word Announcer] Our next exercise is to violently throw chairs and video game controllers against the wall. Most damage done wins! (Crashes) [Verse 2] Some people say that it’s seems like hell here But I can assure you that they’re only partly right We may have the fire and all the mourning But fuckin’ hell can’t chill this tight (fuck yeah!) Trust that I would never try to hurt you Because from what I know you haven't hurt me yet So jump through the giant ring of fiery doom Swear on my life you’ll have no regrets (well, maybe..but!) [Chorus] We’ve got all the fun here And by that I mean we cry together We’re lonely but at least we got each other We make friends from our tears So do you wanna join or not? Because even the happiest could benefit From getting angry and throwing huge fits So sign up for Death and Co. [Electric guitar Solo] [Hook] You never know where this life will take you (you) Are always concerned about getting it right (right) Now you should just enjoy the moment (moment’s) Away from having the most fun in your life (life) Has never been kind to you (you) Know what time it is and what to do now (now) It’s the finale of this fucked up dream (dream) Oh yeah we’ll give you something to dream about [Spoken Word, Female] Hey guys, I just got a call from my fucking ex Like what the hell does he want? Anyway, we called, and unfortunately he’s doing really well He says he works for a place called “Death and Co.” Sounds fucked up.. Let’s go visit! [Chorus] We’ve got all the fun here (uh-huh) And by that I mean we cry together (together) We’re lonely but at least we got each other (yay!) We make friends from our tears So do you wanna join or not? (It’s up to you) Because even the happiest could benefit (they could honestly) From getting angry and throwing huge fits (so come on!) So sign up for Death and Co. Sign up for Death and Co. AND THIS IS HOW WE ROLL! [Heavy Metal Breakdown]
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