N.D.C Genre: Ska Theme: Dark satire ______________________________ I just landed a new jobb! Its a goverment position, but still! No longer can anyone call me a slobb! Now that i have a license to kill! I get to travel and see the world from a different perspective! And by that i mean a sniper scope. I am bad with guns, pretty ineffective! (They never asked about it in the interview) I bring the sight to my eye. I get comfortable with my trigger hand. The target is starting to move. Lets hope i can make this shot land———! (BAM!) Down goes the wrong guy. (BAM!) That bird never saw it coming. (BAM!) I gotta adjust my sight! (BAM!) That dude had the worst timing. My target got away in the end. Thats alot of bullets that i misspend. I wish that asshole would just stand still! It would make it easier to land a kill! Well a kid will never know his grandma. Some guy will never finish his spam. Thats alot of bodies piling up. I hope the gore will make my targets car jam. I am pretty impressed by myself. Manage to shoot all four tires on a car. It was pretty funny as the guy screamed by himself. And what made it even more funny. was that he was holding his own wifes head. (Writing this report is going to be amazing!) I bring the sight to my eye. I get comfortable with my trigger hand. The target is starting to move. Lets hope i can make this shot land———! (BAM!) Thats what i call a bloody mary! (BAM!) I think nobody liked that guy. (BAM!) Oooooh that was pretty narly! (BAM!) That priest will probably ask god why. My target got away in the end. Thats alot of bullets that i misspend. I wish that asshole would just stand still! It would make it easier to land a kill! After fivehundred and sixtyfour shots, 6 sandwiches, whole lot of coffee and pissbottles and sevenhundred and eightynine kills to my name this day. My target finally died but not by my hand. Pretty sure he had a heartattack, But man..... Its just not the same.... Its pretty cool as a first gig. To kill a politician man in cuba. After i was done, i turned away from my window, to my desk to write my report. Here in my office in Cuba, Arizona. (Well lets see here.... comic sans or roman...) (Why are everyone looking at me?) ______________________________ DISCLAIMER! I don't know if there is a Cuba, Arizona.
