[Verse 1] Got no brain, just feathers and dreams, Bought the top, now I’m livin’ off memes. IQ negative, don’t even care, Thinkin' 1995 was the War of 1812—RARE! Tried to read the docs, started seeing worms, Googled “blockchain” — got confused by terms. Typed “pump it” using just my beak, Now I’m in a DAO run by a parrot named Zeke [Chorus] BURD UP! BURD UP! We fly in herds, Stackin’ bags with absolutely zero words. Donald Duck said “quack,” I said “wen?” Big Bird’s our whale, flippin’ jets. The early bird catches the worm, that's right— Bought $BURD early, now my yacht’s in flight. Boogers from a mutant ape? Mmm, delight! Degens got no shame, just burd brains and hype! [Verse 2] You want $BURD? We flap that prime, Pigeon airdrops, no gas, just grime. Eagles with shades and a tiny gold chain, Flexin' NFTs while flyin' through rain. Trading like a crow hopped up on speed, Chart lookin’ like spaghetti—pure greed. Pecked the buy button, never looked back, Now my wallet’s fried and my beak’s on crack. [Bridge: Goofy-sounding bird tweets a melody.] [Chorus 2] BURD UP! BURD UP! No thoughts, just coin, Got a nest egg stashed in the metaverse joint. Can’t read charts but we read the vibes, Flying upside down, man we THRIVE. Put my seed phrase in a birdbath, oops, Now I’m down bad but still in the loops. Feathers out, brains in the drain, But I'm rich off $BURD—who needs a brain?! [Outro: Chaos Squawk Solo] SCREEEEE! This flock’s unhinged, we’re off the rails, We think Dogecoin's how you pay for snails. So BURD your doubts and peck that dip, 'Cause $BURD’s so stupid it’s smart—and that’s how you win! [Tagline (yelled):] BURD UP OR SHUT UP!
