[Verse 1] It’s Christmastime in Wilton Town, Where palm trees wear their tinsel crowns, The lights are strung from bar to bar, And every drag queen is a star! At Five Points where the roads all meet, We’re jingling heels right down the street, From Rosie’s wings to Java Boys, It’s festive flair and disco noise! [Chorus] Fa-la-la at Five Points, honey, Sippin’ nog and spending money, Dancing queens and leather daddies, Tinsel, twinks, and sugar baddies! Oh, we sleigh and we survive, Serving looks on Wilton Drive— Deck the halls and don’t dare hide, It’s Christmas in our Pride! [Verse 2] The Manor’s packed from wall to wall, With elves who vogue and reindeer tall, Latte in hand, we strike a pose, In mesh and mistletoe (who needs clothes?). Out front of Hunter’s, what a scene— A holiday flash mob routine! And Lit lights up like a hive, With tinsel tunes and gay high-fives. [Chorus] Fa-la-la at Five Points, darling, Leather boots and sleigh bells snarling, Neon lights and rainbow cheer, We’ve been nice and naughty this year! Chestnuts roast and queens arrive, To slay the stage on Wilton Drive— Santa’s gay and he’s arrived, With gifts and glitter live! [Bridge – Spoken or Sung in Cabaret Style] Now don’t you dare forget the gays, We deck our halls in bolder ways— We’ve got more sparkle, sass, and charm Than Rudolph at a Fire Island farm! [Final Chorus – Big, Bright & Bold] Fa-la-la at Five Points, sugar, Pour the wine and light the cougar, Strut your stuff, it’s Christmas bliss, Wrapped in sequins, shade, and kiss! Snow or not, the vibes survive, We’re flaming bright on Wilton Drive— So grab your boys and come alive, It’s Christmas… and we thrive! Fa-la-la-la-FIVE… oh honey, we jingle and jive!)
