[Intro – spoken, cheeky] Okay men... This one's not for you. Scroll further. Ladies... We need to talk. [Verse 1] Day one and here we go again My uterus is starting a fucking war Cramps, back pain, headache too And somehow I need chocolate from every store I'm bloated like I swallowed a balloon My jeans suddenly hate me too Why am I crying? I don't know. Why am I angry? Don't talk to me. [Pre-Chorus] Oh no... I know that feeling Here we go... The monthly meeting [Chorus – catchy, playful] Ladies, ladies... You know what I'm talking about Red alert! Here we go again Grab the chocolate And cancel all the plans Ladies, ladies... If you know, you know Cramping, bleeding, mood swings Welcome to the fucking show [Post-Chorus] Oh-oh-oh... Not again! Oh-oh-oh... Here we go again! [Verse 2] Heating pad on my stomach Painkillers by my bed Tampon in my handbag Just in case the world ends Why is everyone chewing so loud? Why is everything pissing me off? And why the hell is my underwear Always fighting for its life? [Bridge – beat cuts] The cramps. The cravings. The bloating. The rage. And then... “Wait... Why am I horny now?” [Beat drop] Seriously?! [Final Chorus] Ladies, ladies... We made it through again Red alert! But we're still standing Give me chocolate Give me a heating pad Give me three days And I'll be back Ladies, ladies... You know what I'm talking about Same time next month... [Outro – spoken] You know it. I know it. We all fucking know it.
