[Intro] (Spoken through megaphone) Attention shoppers: clean-up on aisle six! The final boss of customer service has breached containment! [Verse ] There's a shopper you don’t want walkin' into your store Carrying an enormous machine gun looking at the floor The tomatoes are all deselected as not radiant enough He screams - Two for 3 bucks is way too rough! [Verse] He’s got a rusted shopping cart, and a wedge of cheddar cheese, He’s drop-kicking grandmas just to get to frozen peas! He’s screaming about DOUBLE POINTS TUESDAY tonight! But what's he is really looking for is a grocery store fight! [bridge] Mark shrieks through the intercom! He defies every law of the market zone! [Chorus] Super Mark is on a shopping streak again [Megafon spoken] Attention all shoppers, clear that burning lane. Super Mark is shopping with absolutely no shame Looking for cheap deals while spreading pain [Verse] He throws a frozen turkey like a tactical grenade! Demanding price checks on items that were never made! He rolls through the automatic doors with a rusted, squeaking cart, Armed with expired coupons and a black, retail heart! [Verse] He wields a scanner gun like a scepter of ultimate doom, Casting a shadow of savings across the apocalyptic gloom! The bananas are all deselected as not yellow enough Super mark yells - Get me some better deals or I'll get rough [bridge] Mark shrieks through the intercom! He defies every law of the market zone! [Chorus] The Super Market is on a shopping streak again [Megafon spoken] Attention all shoppers, clear that burning lane. Super Mark is shopping with absolutely no shame Looking for cheap deals while spreading pain
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