[Intro] Welcome back to the show Today’s topic is... this room And our guest is not cooperating [Verse 1] There’s a plate by the door A sock on the lamp A book in the sink How does that even happen? I said, “Just pick up one thing” My brain said, “Later, champ” I sat on the bed And negotiated with a lamp [Pre-Chorus] I can hear the trash bag sigh I can see the floor come back But my hands got other plans Like staring at the ceiling track [Chorus] Not my room, not today Let it wait, let it wait I’ll do anything but clean Anything but clean Not my room, not today I got places else to be I’ll do anything but clean Anything but clean [Verse 2] There’s a missing left shoe By a half-broken fan A receipt from last June And a hair tie in a pan I found three water cups In the corner by the chair Now I’m making up stories About why they’re all there [Pre-Chorus] Maybe I’ll sort one drawer Maybe I’ll fold one shirt Then I blink and suddenly I’m in deep with the hurt [Chorus] Not my room, not today Let it wait, let it wait I’ll do anything but clean Anything but clean Not my room, not today I got places else to be I’ll do anything but clean Anything but clean [Bridge] And the joke of it is I know it’ll feel good When the floor stops hiding Like a whole small neighborhood But right now I’m powerful In my blanket throne I can hear the vacuum And I still say “no” [Chorus] Not my room, not today Let it wait, let it wait I’ll do anything but clean Anything but clean Not my room, not today I got places else to be I’ll do anything but clean Anything but clean [Outro] Subscribe to the chaos Rate the clutter five stars Next week on the show We’ll discuss... under the bed jars
