''GALACTIC CAT'' [Original Funk Song – Lyrics & Chords] Key: E Minor / Tempo: 100–105 BPM / Style: Psychedelic Funk [Intro – Spoken Funk Groove] (Slow vamp on Em7 with wah guitar and synth atmospheres) Em7 Yeahhh... Scratchin' through the stars now, baby A7 Paws in orbit, tail in tact Em7 Nine lives, all funk — no slack Let’s go... [Chorus] Em7 Galactic Cat! Meowin’ in the Milky Way (Yow!) A7 Galactic Cat! Jumpin' from Mars to Saturn’s sway C7 Don’t chase no tail — just solar trails B7 With a boom, a zap, and a cosmic wail Em7 Galactic Cat! Funky paws in hyperspace, hey! [Verse 1] Em7 Slippin' through the nebula in my velvet fur suit A7 Comet for a collar and a bass line boot C7 Tuna in my ship, rhythm in my bones B7 I play the laser harp, baby — in twelve funk tones! Em7 I don’t bark, I strut On the edge of the sun A7 With a hiss and a wink Yeah, I get the job done C7 Tail twitchin’ with the groove of time B7 Hear the meow? That’s the universal sign! [Repeat Chorus] (Same chords as above) Em7 – A7 – C7 – B7 – Em7 [Bridge – Space Breakdown] (Punchy, percussive rhythm, add clavinet and vocal effects) Em7 Feline funk! (Whatchu say?) A7 Feline funk! (Every day!) C7 Feline funk! Claws out, stars out — ready to play B7 In zero-G, I still bring the sway Em7 Light-speed groove with a pink toupee! [Verse 2 – Funk Rap Groove] Em7 I’m the feline king of the funk frontier A7 Got a fur-lined ship and funk in my ear C7 I purr in stereo, bite like a synth B7 Steppin’ through time like a parliament prince Em7 Scratchin’ turntables with anti-grav nails A7 Droppin’ low bass in dimensional scales C7 Meowtronic, supersonic, funkaholic cat B7 Don’t forget where the real funk’s at! [Final Chorus – Extended] Em7 – A7 – C7 – B7 – Em7 Galactic Cat! Pouncin' on beats from light-years back Galactic Cat! No leash, no cage — just funk on track Space station tails be swingin’ free When I funk, I funk interstellarly! Galactic Cat! Climbin’ high on the funk family tree! [Outro – Funk Fade + Ad-libs] Em7 Who’s that cat on the moonlit beam? (Galactic!) A7 Fur so fresh it make a star scream! (Galactic!) C7 No dog, no leash — just clawed-up keys B7 I funk till I freeze galaxies! (Galactic Cat!) Em7 (repeat & fade) Meow meow meow… in F minor…
