Verse 1 In the heart of Europe, a concrete jungle Where bureaucracy reigns supreme A labyrinth of rules and regulations A never-ending bureaucratic machine Chorus Oh, the European bureaucracy A slow-moving, paper-pushing behemoth Wasting time and resources While the economy stagnates Verse 2 The ECB building, a monument to inefficiency A symbol of the bureaucratic nightmare Leaving one-star reviews on TripAdvisor While the Eurozone crumbles Chorus Oh, the European bureaucracy A slow-moving, paper-pushing behemoth Wasting time and resources While the economy stagnates Bridge The bureaucrats in their ivory towers Living in a world of their own Unaware of the real world And the people they are supposed to serve Chorus Oh, the European bureaucracy A slow-moving, paper-pushing behemoth Wasting time and resources While the economy stagnates Outro So let's raise a glass to the bureaucrats For their tireless work in slowing down progress May they continue to serve no one but themselves While the rest of us struggle to survive
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