[Verse 1] You left two umbrellas in my hallway Both of them broken Both still blue One smells like coffee One like hairspray Guess every storm keeps a piece of you [Chorus] Why do I keep these leftover umbrellas? Leaning like drunks by the door (oh-oh) Waiting on clouds that don’t even threaten Hoping you’ll come back for more Yeah I keep these leftover umbrellas Tiny excuses for you Every dry forecast I still check the window Like rain might carry you through [Verse 2] Found your old receipt in a coat pocket One-way train ride Never said where Funny how silence always finds a locket Hanging from nothing Still in the air [Chorus] Why do I keep these leftover umbrellas? Leaning like drunks by the door (hey!) Waiting on clouds that don’t even threaten Hoping you’ll come back for more Yeah I keep these leftover umbrellas Tiny excuses for you Sky staying clear while I stare at the weather For storms that look like you