[Intro - funky distorted bass, twitchy glitch synths, punchy drums, bouncy guitar riff, no vocals] [Verse 1 - fast bratty female rap, playful stop-start delivery] GO TO BED ONE MORE EPISODE SAVE YOUR MONEY BUY THE THING MAKE A PLAN JUST FUCKING WING IT DON'T TOUCH THAT TOUCH EVERYTHING I HAVE TWO REMAINING BRAINCELLS AND THEY'RE THROWING FUCKING HANDS, ONE HAS MADE A SENSIBLE DECISION, OTHER ONE HAS OTHER PLANS, EVERY THOUGHT GETS COUNTERPUNCHED BEFORE IT EVEN LEAVES MY HEAD— GET SOME SLEEP BUT I'M NOT TIRED YOU WERE YAWNING SHUT UP NO YES MAKE YOUR BED LIE INSTEAD FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED START ANOTHER THING INSTEAD I DON'T NEED AN INNER MONOLOGUE I'VE GOT AN INNER FUCKING THREAD [Pre-Chorus - sweet rhythmic female vocals] Left says right Right says left Neither one has won this yet Pick a side Make a choice Why are both of you so loud? [Chorus - catchy playful female clean vocals, funky cyber groove] My last two brain cells are in a fistfight! Neither one's particularly bright! One says left and one says right! Guess we're doing both tonight! My last two brain cells are in a fistfight! Every choice becomes a fight! If they ever reach agreement That's when I should be terrified! [Verse 2 - quick female shout-rap, alternating rhythmic phrases] COOK A PROPER DINNER ORDER PIZZA DRINK SOME WATER MORE CAFFEINE GO OUTSIDE STAY ON THE SOFA CLEAN YOUR ROOM WHAT DOES "CLEAN" EVEN MEAN? BUY THE CHEAP ONE BUY THE GOOD ONE READ REVIEWS FOR HALF THE NIGHT THIS ONE'S BETTER THAT ONE'S PRETTIER FUCK IT, CLOSE THE FUCKING SITE WAIT OPEN IT AGAIN THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE BELOW NOW WE'VE GOT FOURTEEN TABS COMPARING SOMETHING WE DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW ONE CELL'S GOT THE SPREADSHEET OPEN OTHER'S BUYING BASED ON VIBES SOMEHOW BOTH ARE FULLY CERTAIN THE OTHER SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE [Chorus - layered female vocals, bouncing guitars and synths] My last two brain cells are in a fistfight! Neither one's particularly bright! One says left and one says right! Guess we're doing both tonight! My last two brain cells are in a fistfight! No referee and rules are light! If they ever reach agreement That's when I should be terrified! [Cyber-Funk Break - elastic bass groove, chopped glitch synths, syncopated guitar, skittering trap drums] [Verse 3 - increasingly fast bratty female shout-rap] WORK ON THE PROJECT PLAY A GAME YOU'VE GOT TIME YOU'RE RUNNING LATE ANSWER MESSAGES NOT RIGHT NOW DON'T PROCRASTINATE PROCRASTINATE LEARN THAT THING YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED FINISH WHAT YOU LEARNED BEFORE NEW IDEA JUST DROPPED HOLY SHIT WE NEED ANOTHER PROJECT FOLDER NO WE DON'T YES WE DO NAME IT SOMETHING ORGANIZED MAKE THREE DIRECTORIES CHANGE THE STRUCTURE NOW WE'RE FUCKING OPTIMIZED FOR A PROJECT WE HAVE NOT STARTED WHILE THE OLD ONE'S SITTING THERE [cute melodic vocal] Maybe finish that one first? [sharp shout] GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE [Breakdown - bouncy stop-start cyber groove, rhythmic female shouts] YES NO NOW LATER GOOD BAD SMART DUMBER STOP GO WAIT FUCK IT PICK ONE I DON'T CARE WHICH [Bridge - smooth melodic female vocals, floating synths and clean guitar] Maybe they don't need a winner Maybe that's just how I choose Every option gets a hearing Every option gets abused Eventually I'll pick a direction Even if it takes all night But if those two agree too quickly Something definitely isn't right [Final Verse - rapid female shout-rap, escalating playful chaos] WAIT THEY STOPPED HOLY SHIT NO FIGHTING BOTH BRAINCELLS HAVE AGREED THIS HAS NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED WHAT COULD BOTH OF THEM POSSIBLY NEED? GO TO BED? NO SAVE SOME MONEY? NO FINISH THE THING WE SHOULD'VE FINISHED THREE FUCKING HOURS AGO? NO THEY HAVE REACHED A FULL CONSENSUS ZERO DOUBT AND ZERO FEAR AFTER FIGHTING EVERY CHOICE I'VE MADE THE ANSWER'S FINALLY FUCKING CLEAR— [brief musical drop] START A BRAND-NEW HOBBY AT ELEVEN FORTY-SEVEN [full-band impact] OF FUCKING COURSE [Final Chorus - huge catchy female vocals, guitars and glitch synths colliding] My last two brain cells were in a fistfight! Now they're standing side by side! Finally reached a shared decision! AND IT'S SOMEHOW WORSE THIS TIME! My last two brain cells were in a fistfight! Now they're partners in the crime! If they ever reach agreement— NEVER FUCKING TRUST THEIR MINDS! [Post-Chorus - frantic cyber-funk instrumental hook] [Outro - melodic female vocals over bouncy bass and glitch synths] One says yes One says no Usually that's how it goes Now they both say— Do it. [abrupt stop]
