# PLEASE STOP CLONING GARY [Intro | Shepard tone effect | endlessly ascending layered octave arpeggio | continuous rising pitch illusion | overlapping octave risers | lower notes fade as identical higher notes enter | perpetual ascent | never reaches the top | no harmonic resolution] Gary. Gary. Gary. [Spoken] Why does the room sound like it's going up? [Robot Voice] Gary is. [Verse 1 | rising pitch illusion continues] Gary hatched behind the freezer Gary crawled out through the vent Gary grew another Gary Now it supervises me Gary five dissolved in gravy Gary seven ate a shoe Gary eight is in the bathroom Building Gary number two [Chorus | explosive robotic choir | octave risers intensify] PLEASE STOP CLONING GARY! WE HAVE ENOUGH GARY! ONE OF THEM IS PREGNANT! WE DON'T KNOW WHO THE DAD IS! PLEASE STOP CLONING GARY! SOMEBODY OPENED GARY NINE AND FOUND ANOTHER GARY INSIDE! [Verse 2 | perpetual upward motion] Gary twenty ate the carpet Gary twenty-one ate Ted Gary cloned the ambulance Then cloned the fucking dead Gary cloned my childhood memories Put himself inside my head [Spoken] Where's Ted? [Robot Voice] Ted is Gary now. [DING] [Instrumental Mutation | continuous rising pitch illusion | overlapping octave risers | lower notes fade as higher notes enter | escalating tension | never reaches the top] GARY! GARY! GARY! GARY! [Robot Choir] IT NEVER REACHES THE TOP! [Breakdown | only ascending octave layers remain] My first birthday? Gary. My mother? Gary. My doctor? Gary. Who am I? [Robot Voice] Gary. [Final Chorus | maximum intensity | perpetual ascent | no harmonic resolution] PLEASE STOP CLONING GARY! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO CLONE! THE TREES ARE GARY! THE MOON IS GARY! MY TELEPHONE IS BONE! PLEASE STOP CLONING GARY! WE LOOKED BEHIND THE UNIVERSE AND FOUND A GIANT GARY! [Outro | rising pitch illusion continues | no final cadence] [Spoken] Can somebody turn that sound off? [Robot Voice] No. It's Gary reproducing. [DING] Gary number 8,446,224 complete. [Whisper] There is no top. [Overlapping octave risers continue upward forever]
