[Verse] Oh I was chasin' a beer with a shot of the clear When this guy from my trade school days Sat down on the stool and bought me a few That's when I forgot my name Then the lights came on And they said last call I said "What's that supposed to mean?" Then I remembered all the many fine reasons she left me [Chorus] I said "Oh no I just remembered Why she stormed right out of my life All I know is I got an ache in my head And my clothes are all covered in ice" I didn't know why she was so mad, and I just couldn't figure it out And I just started stumblin' and staggerin' On my way out Stumblin' and staggerin' Stumblin' and staggerin' down the black top road back home Stumblin' and staggerin' Stumblin' and staggerin' how come I always end up all alone [Verse 2] The last time I seen her was back there in the summer In a car with an Arizona plate With that same dude from trade school He was smarter than I was and that's when I recognized her face Then the lights came on She said "last call" I said "What's that supposed to mean?" That's when I visualized the long list of good reasons she left me [Chorus] I said "Oh no I just recalled Why she walked out of my life All I know is, I'm getting kind of dizzy And my clothes are saturated in ice" I didn't know precisely why she was so mad No I just couldn't figure it out And I just started stumblin' and staggerin' On my way out Stumblin' and staggerin' Stumblin' and staggerin' down the gravel road back home Stumblin' and staggerin' Stumblin' and staggerin' how come I always end up all alone [Bridge] I said "Oh no I just remembered Why she waltzed on out of my life All I know is my head feels hot And my face is covered in ice" I didn't know why she was so doggone mad and I really couldn't figure it out And I just started stumblin' and staggerin' On my way out Stumblin' and staggerin' Stumblin' and staggerin' down the lonesome road back home Stumblin' and staggerin' Stumblin' and staggerin' how is it that I always end up all alone
