Roll the Dice

In the land of cardboard and deceit, Where chance is king and skill retreats, There's one man who cries foul play, Dario, the anime fanatic, with a scowl each day. He shuffles up his decks so fine, But loses at cards all the time, He curses fate and rolls the dice, "Why can't I win for once? It's just not nice!" (Chorus) Oh, Dario Oh, Dario Why do you have to whine? Your taunt's as bad as your card game skills, all the time! (Verse 2) They say better lucky than good, But you're struggling against a God. You've got style and anime flair, But in this game, my friend, luck's not always fair. (Chorus) Oh, Dario Oh, Dario what's on your mind? Your rotten luck's is just as bad as your card game find. Ooooh (Chorus) Oh, Dario Oh, Dario Why are you so blue? Your unlucky streak follows you like a bruise or two